Off roader in New York who needs a place to ask silly questions!

[Allen And Brandy]

My names Allen, My baby is Brandy. 6Cyl 4.0 4x4(duh) yellow ranger, locally famous for being the biggest pile of crap that should've died a long time ago buts still running somehow (after all, it is a Ford). Brandys my only street legal vehicle so she goes to work with me landscaping and on the farm, and when not working, well anyone with a ranger knows that in two wheel, they kinda suck. But oncee you click that 4 wheel drive in, shel crawl through any mud pit! I dont get paid enough to have any sort of fancy modifications, just a glasspack and some brand new stock parts ive had to replace, (in case your curious rangers dont like flying or swimming). But im always trying to cobjob some new, ricer parts, as i call them, in. So oftenly youl find me asking questions about cheap fixes, and if you need a way to jurry rig the crap out of your truck with no regard for "street legal", im your man.

The reason behind the name Brandy, is before i had her i had a '92 f-350 5 speed dually flatbed, and even if the frame was nonexistent i regret selling it and say i must've been drunk (Brandy the alcohol) when i traded in. Or when im going down the highway and the check engine light starts flashing you can usually hear me next car over screaming "You f**king Sl*t!" (Brandy like a stripper)
So, theres my story. Hello!

 

[martin]

Welcome, sounds like you came to the right place. lol

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

Welcome.
Silly questions gets silly answers.....you're in the right place!

Richard

 

[AgPete139]

Welcome! What kind of questions do you have?

I like your first post. It's different from a lot of the other newbies with no background story.

Do you have pictures of your truck?

 

[Mark_88]

Alo~HA as they say in Hawaii...meaning hello, and caught ya~ probably doing something illegal...

Anyway...there are no silly questions on here...that haven't been asked...lol

Your truck sounds as notorious as mine...I've been pulled over by every police officer in town lately due to my James Bond smoke screen that I can't shut off sometimes...especially when I detect a police cruiser following me...but they all know the story now..."yes, I just changed the head and it's a totally different person now...still not enough brains to lay down and let someone bury it..."

It's a project...but it sounds like yours is a bit more interesting and I'm sure you will find the answers you need here...