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My Wedding


COPPERHEAD85 said:
Congrats!Our first anniversary will be the 17th of this month.
We lived together for 6 years before and dated 22 years ago.
One of the smartest things i have done in 22 years!
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I hope I feel that way a year from now.

We've been dating for 6 years. I hope there's no surprises.
Actually she's a great gal. Down to earth, smart and very attractive (way better looking than me :D). She also has a good job and more education than than I do. If she was 3 feet tall, pistol grip ears and buck teeth (to open the beer) she'd be perfect ..................(Don't tell her I said that, she'd kill me).
 
War.......did somebody say war?????

Capt Jay.........that reminds me.........

RUN Forrest RUN!!!!!!!!!


Leave him alone, clown! It's his life!

But I just wanted to.......SHUT UP....THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.......
 
DG..........the real DG...........No not you.........go back to the bowels and send out DG........I'll wait.............still waiting..............am I talking to DG?..............Go tell him to take his meds..............still waiting........Oh, there you are..........hay, don't try to fool me I know who I'm talking to..............go get DG............... I'm not saying it again..........DG, I can't run. I've already have way to much money sunk into the wedding so I guess I'll have to keep her.
 
Capt Jay.......calm down.....I'm right here.....It's just pre-martial jitters......I don't know who's been feeding you all that stuff, but I've been saying all along---get the girl, treat her good, and enjoy those....you knows.....and that.....the thing you haven't found out about yet that we discussed possibly in this thread or another one that I can't remember about b**bs are the greatest thing you've ever found and I said "have you got a surprize in store for you----just wait til she takes off her panties, I so embarresssed, but you need to be told these things, so tell her hello for me & tell her Jesus loves her (he's startin to take a likin to you since you got up the nerve to do the marriage thing, which he really likes even tho he knows you're not really doing it for him---just the b**b thing, but he understands anyway, & he's gonna get with you later to try & find some common ground.....that's all I got....have fuuuuuuuuun U 2.....
 
Capt Jay said:
I'll bring my passport.............you never know!

We're getting married over looking a lake and then heading to Paris. When they ask me at the border if I have anything to declare, I'll say "war". I believe that will be enough to make them surrender.
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That sounds too much like something I'd do...but the last time I tried that was when I was entering the USA...or trying too...when I said "War, HUH, Good God Y'all" in my best Eric Burden voice the guy in the booth said "Cool" and promptly drew his service revolver...held up a Bucky Beaver stuffed animal and held the gun to it's head...

I raised my arms and threw my slingshot on the ground...

And that, in a nutcase, is why Canada increased their armed forces to five people instead of the two that we had...
 
Mark_88 said:
:icon_rofl:

That sounds too much like something I'd do...but the last time I tried that was when I was entering the USA...or trying too...when I said "War, HUH, Good God Y'all" in my best Eric Burden voice the guy in the booth said "Cool" and promptly drew his service revolver...held up a Bucky Beaver stuffed animal and held the gun to it's head...

I raised my arms and threw my slingshot on the ground...

And that, in a nutcase, is why Canada increased their armed forces to five people instead of the two that we had...
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And I thought all this time that I was the only person that ever happened to!!!......."Silly Rabbit"......
 
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doorgunner said:
Capt Jay.......calm down.....I'm right here.....It's just pre-martial jitters......I don't know who's been feeding you all that stuff, but I've been saying all along---get the girl, treat her good, and enjoy those....you knows.....and that.....the thing you haven't found out about yet that we discussed possibly in this thread or another one that I can't remember about b**bs are the greatest thing you've ever found and I said "have you got a surprize in store for you----just wait til she takes off her panties, I so embarresssed, but you need to be told these things, so tell her hello for me & tell her Jesus loves her (he's startin to take a likin to you since you got up the nerve to do the marriage thing, which he really likes even tho he knows you're not really doing it for him---just the b**b thing, but he understands anyway, & he's gonna get with you later to try & find some common ground.....that's all I got....have fuuuuuuuuun U 2.....
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I can't wait to see my first set of, what did you call them boo, boob, boo..........bs, boob.......ies(i'll look up what that means). What's she hiding in her pants? Does she have candy? I hope so, I like candy.

Mark_88 said:
:icon_rofl:

That sounds too much like something I'd do...but the last time I tried that was when I was entering the USA...or trying too...when I said "War, HUH, Good God Y'all" in my best Eric Burden voice the guy in the booth said "Cool" and promptly drew his service revolver...held up a Bucky Beaver stuffed animal and held the gun to it's head...

I raised my arms and threw my slingshot on the ground...

And that, in a nutcase, is why Canada increased their armed forces to five people instead of the two that we had...
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They're down to 4. Phil's on vacation this week. He went ice fishing. Next week you'll be back up to five.

skippy said:
Best wishes Jay Bob!:icon_thumby:
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Thank you. I'll let you know when were moving south (never). The won't let me move. They found out that we're not related.:icon_rofl: (just funnin)
 
You can move down now..............They changed that law weeks ago!
 
Jay,we will try to carry on without you.
 
Congrats and good luck, I am divorced and been with my current gf for nine years, if we make it to 10 I just might make a honest woman out of her
 
May not have said it before, but congratulations, Jay. I hope you and your intended are as happy as you possibly can be.

As long as you remember two words, you'll be just fine:

"Yes, dear."
 
Ranger Dave (B25) said:
May not have said it before, but congratulations, Jay. I hope you and your intended are as happy as you possibly can be.

As long as you remember two words, you'll be just fine:

"Yes, dear."
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I thought they were "YOUR RIGHT".
 
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