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My Ranger - Plenus annis abiit, plenus honoribus


lneidlinger

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Joined
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Messages
71
City
Kalamazoo, MI
Vehicle Year
1991
Transmission
Automatic
It finally happened. My old Ranger turned in. But in not in any way that I was expecting.

I learned the hard way not to let your girlfriend drive your truck. What people always joke about actually happened. I knew that truck inside and out, knew exactly what it did in any situation and how to compensate for it. She did not. She loved driving that truck so I thought it would be fun to let her drive it to her job. I saw no reason not to, I took it out on the highway all the time and it did fine, alignment was perfect and there was no shakes or rattles. Forecast was also good, no rain and moderate cloud cover.

...Then of course, as soon as she gets out on the highway it starts pouring rain. She's going about 65-70 mph on a new, freshly paved, greasy wet piece of highway. Goes to change lanes, rear tires with no weight hydroplane while the front tires move over and it points the truck straight into the median. The front tires dig in hard, the truck barrel rolls, clearing the cab from the ground, and lands on all four wheels still running and in gear.

Luckily she walked away from it, but the truck was not drivable. 3 of the tires were blown and the steering was pretty out of whack. Honestly though the rest of the truck was ok, as I said the engine still started and ran and the transmission still would go through all gears. The cab was nearly perfect on the outside, not even the windshield cracked, but it was a bit out of square on the passenger side and thus the door wouldn't close. I bought the truck for $600, kept oil and coolant in it, and squeezed 2 1/2 years and beat the crap out of it for 10000 miles with no breakdowns and it never once failed to start. Hell, it even helped me to get my current girlfriend who asked me to help her move because I had a truck. But, the cost to fix the steering and new wheels/tires was just too much for that truck. That truck was like the giving tree, faithfully giving me what I asked from it for 2 1/2 years with no question, selflessly sacrificing it's health for that of my girlfriend, and now hopefully helping other Rangers stay alive by donating it's organs in a parts pulling yard. :bawling:

As sappy as it sounds, Rangers will always hold a special place in my heart now. As much character, reliability, toughness, and inevitably, self sacrifice that my old Ranger had, I wouldn't expect anything less from another one.

Now unfortunately the Ranger name seems to carry a premium AND due to these unforseen circumstances, limited funds, and the need for something quick, I was not able to acquire another Ranger. You guys probably won't like this, but I was able to find a smokin' deal on a 1996 Toyota T100 AHH! Not in the face! It's a super well maintained truck, straight body and frame with very little rust, manual tranny, 4wd, 3400 V6, with lots of options, all for $2300. Oh, and it has just 280,000 miles on it. But all work done on it was at a Toyota dealership and I have every receipt for any bit of work done all the way back to the original sale sheet and window sticker. Overall, I like this truck, but it's just missing that same feeling of...dare I say...friendship?
 
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It's good your girl made it out unscathed, it's amazing how things happen. Sometimes real life is more fantastic than fiction. Can't fault you for getting a good deal on a truck, too bad it's not a ranger. I'm sure you'll grow to love it.

My ranger has that feel to it, like it's what I should have been driving all along. If I could go back to the first car I bought I would have gotten a ranger. After all I love driving my ranger, even with the road noise from AT tires and a rattling slider. Sure theres a few cosmetic things I wanna do and maybe a few mechanical too, but I wouldn't trade her for anything. Well, maybe another ranger. Like that song said "you can set my truck on for and roll it down a hill and I still wouldn't trade it for a coup deville"
 
around here its the opposite. nice rangers are dirt cheap and 25 yr old toyota pickups with 200k+ miles are wayyyy overpriced. I saw a 91 ext cab v6 yota with 188k listed at 6900, I picked up my 02 ranger w/ 70k for nearly half of that
 
It's good your girl made it out unscathed, it's amazing how things happen. Sometimes real life is more fantastic than fiction. Can't fault you for getting a good deal on a truck, too bad it's not a ranger. I'm sure you'll grow to love it.

My ranger has that feel to it, like it's what I should have been driving all along. If I could go back to the first car I bought I would have gotten a ranger. After all I love driving my ranger, even with the road noise from AT tires and a rattling slider. Sure theres a few cosmetic things I wanna do and maybe a few mechanical too, but I wouldn't trade her for anything. Well, maybe another ranger. Like that song said "you can set my truck on for and roll it down a hill and I still wouldn't trade it for a coup deville"

I think its safe to say that us ranger owners truly have a great connection with our trucks. Through thick and thin my truck and i have been together. Its my first truck a 1984' Ford Bronco II, people say" Hey! that thing gets like 8 mpg get rid of it get something sensible" and i just quietly sit there and say "**** YOU!" or "that thing has more rust than the junk yard! Get something nicer." and again i quietly respond with "**** YOU!". My bond with my B2 is unbreakable and i would rather be driving no other truck ever made. Its sad to see the passing of a titan i hope to see you back in a ranger in the near future. While i'm not generally a fan of the chinky eyed vehichles ( im not a racist just how we talk around here) i do agree it was a sensible deal but you should trade it in for a ranger at first chance :D it truly is sad to see such a sweet ranger going for parts at your local j yard though. My thoughts are with your ranger for ever. RIP lneidlinger's Ranger.
 
I got my first ranger, and fell in love. Stupidly, I traded it for a fullsize chevy because that's what my friends were running. Kicked myself for years, until I bought another one this winter. You will get another one, trust me. Glad your girl is ok.....
 
It finally happened. My old Ranger turned in. But in not in any way that I was expecting.

I learned the hard way not to let your girlfriend drive your truck. What people always joke about actually happened. I knew that truck inside and out, knew exactly what it did in any situation and how to compensate for it. She did not. She loved driving that truck so I thought it would be fun to let her drive it to her job. I saw no reason not to, I took it out on the highway all the time and it did fine, alignment was perfect and there was no shakes or rattles. Forecast was also good, no rain and moderate cloud cover.

...Then of course, as soon as she gets out on the highway it starts pouring rain. She's going about 65-70 mph on a new, freshly paved, greasy wet piece of highway. Goes to change lanes, rear tires with no weight hydroplane while the front tires move over and it points the truck straight into the median. The front tires dig in hard, the truck barrel rolls, clearing the cab from the ground, and lands on all four wheels still running and in gear.

Luckily she walked away from it, but the truck was not drivable. 3 of the tires were blown and the steering was pretty out of whack. Honestly though the rest of the truck was ok, as I said the engine still started and ran and the transmission still would go through all gears. The cab was nearly perfect on the outside, not even the windshield cracked, but it was a bit out of square on the passenger side and thus the door wouldn't close. I bought the truck for $600, kept oil and coolant in it, and squeezed 2 1/2 years and beat the crap out of it for 10000 miles with no breakdowns and it never once failed to start. Hell, it even helped me to get my current girlfriend who asked me to help her move because I had a truck. But, the cost to fix the steering and new wheels/tires was just too much for that truck. That truck was like the giving tree, faithfully giving me what I asked from it for 2 1/2 years with no question, selflessly sacrificing it's health for that of my girlfriend, and now hopefully helping other Rangers stay alive by donating it's organs in a parts pulling yard. :bawling:

As sappy as it sounds, Rangers will always hold a special place in my heart now. As much character, reliability, toughness, and inevitably, self sacrifice that my old Ranger had, I wouldn't expect anything less from another one.

Now unfortunately the Ranger name seems to carry a premium AND due to these unforseen circumstances, limited funds, and the need for something quick, I was not able to acquire another Ranger. You guys probably won't like this, but I was able to find a smokin' deal on a 1996 Toyota T100 AHH! Not in the face! It's a super well maintained truck, straight body and frame with very little rust, manual tranny, 4wd, 3400 V6, with lots of options, all for $2300. Oh, and it has just 280,000 miles on it. But all work done on it was at a Toyota dealership and I have every receipt for any bit of work done all the way back to the original sale sheet and window sticker. Overall, I like this truck, but it's just missing that same feeling of...dare I say...friendship?


He is gone from us, full of years and honor!!! I am so glad your gf is ok. Man!! The worst part of driving in the rain is right when it comes down and just a few moments of the onslaught the oil comes to thew surface. I am always cautious when it starts to rain. Scary for her!!!!
 
I dated an American girl (my Ranger) for a few years but she broke down on me...I fell in love with a Japanese girl (my Zuki) and we went well for six years...then I found out she was cracked in the head...my Ranger, though lonely, stuck with me and waited patiently in the driveway for me all this time...I couldn't buy her nice things when I lost my job but she waited for me...

When the Japanese girl lost her head I looked over her shoulder (much easier with no head) and saw my Ranger sitting there...she was smiling and waiving and when I went up to her she hugged me with her comfy seats (whoa, they are comfy)...when I begged her to forgive me we picked it right up...she just needed small things to make her happy but I want to give her a face lift and put a smile on her that others will notice.

She's ugly, but she sure can cook!

Glad your girl made it through that...have fun with the new truck...it happens...
 
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