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Man Code


jcolgan_42

Active Member
Joined
Apr 6, 2009
Messages
29
City
Monmouth, Or.
Vehicle Year
1994
Transmission
Manual
Friends and Relationships:
Bros before hoes.

Girl "Dibs" Guideline:
If a man expresses interest in a woman to his friends, he has dibs,
or exclusive rights to her.
Prerequisites for said guy to call dibs:
* Said woman must know his name;
* Said woman be in his league.
Expiration:
Dibs are automatically broken if:
* Said woman shoots him down;
* A period of two weeks has passed without success.
Dibs cannot be called again by said man on said woman. At this point
said friends have every right to call dibs on said woman.

The Great Satan:
No man shall watch, mention, or acknowledge the existence of
the Great Satan: Oprah.

Sober Enough:
A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

Pro Sports Man Child:
At six months old, a man child shall begin training for professional
sports. If he’s old enough to crawl, he’s old enough to crawl across
an end zone with a football.

Stadium Beer:
Any man with a $8+ stadium bought beer in his hands shall be treated
as if he is driving an expensive sports car. All effort shall be made to
give said man ample space to prevent spillage.

TLC:
A man is not obliged, or even encouraged, to give "TLC" to his children.
What is acceptable, however, is to vaguely address the fact that there
are shorter-than-average people running about the house. :icon_rofl:
 
Pete's rules:

Don't care about what other people are doing, and worry about one's self. :icon_thumby:

Pete
 
you forgot the most important one the mans rule
a man does not screw with another mans car

alot of people forget this
 
Dogs:
No man shall own a dog smaller than twice the size of his foot.

Vehicles:
A man shall know how to drive a manual transmission.
 
haha....

How about "no man shalll enter puberty a virgin"...unless, of course, the only women around are his mother and sisters...then it's quite alright...
 
I should dig out my old work t-shirt that states "THE RULES" conveniently numbered 1-10. My wife refers to it as the "male pig shirt".
 
<======= getting tired of these threads....... this is why the stereo type continues and men are looked down upon and played out as losers in TV shows.

Real Man = A man that pays his bills
Real man = A man that doesn't beat his wife or kids
Real Man = A man that does what is right when it is right to do it
Real man = A man that defends those who can't defend themselves
Real Man = A man that doesn't treat women like object, meat, or sex slaves
Real man = A man that is willing to do any legal job that pays so he can support his family


I could go on but there really isn't any point
 
<======= getting tired of these threads....... this is why the stereo type continues and men are looked down upon and played out as losers in TV shows.

Real Man = A man that pays his bills
Real man = A man that doesn't beat his wife or kids
Real Man = A man that does what is right when it is right to do it
Real man = A man that defends those who can't defend themselves
Real Man = A man that doesn't treat women like object, meat, or sex slaves
Real man = A man that is willing to do any legal job that pays so he can support his family


I could go on but there really isn't any point

why do i think i know where you were heading with that.....lol
 

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