Man I ain't got no room to talk there. I have some stories that are best left untold about being stuck.
My worst "stuck" story:
17 yrs old, out on some Jeep trails 5 miles from home, in a 1989 Nissan Sentra, in the snow. About 1 AM. Drunk and I think I'd probably also been smoking reefer too. All my friends had gone home, but I was far too hyper to go to sleep.
Dang front wheel drive jap-mobile would seemingly move through ANYTHING. It would even climb steep hills off-road in about 4 or 5 inches of snow.
I get to the top of one of those hills with a crest you can't see past on your way up, and I'm on the gas hard cuz even with my excellent traction I didn't want to take a chance of having to back down that hill. Well I get to the top and
there was about 10 feet then a cliff, at least 70 feet or so and there was water down there. SLAM ON THE BRAKES!!
I'd discovered an old abandoned limestone quarry.
The left front wheel went over the edge and was frame-bound, and it would just spin. F****!!!!! So I looked around, located some trees and guessed the distance, walked about 2 miles back out to a public street and I was still like 5 miles from home. I saw a bicycle in somebody's front yard and grabbed it, rode it home. I grabbed everything I had, chains, ropes, ratcheting tie-down straps and I even took the hand-crank winch off my dad's boat trailer. I went back with my 2WD 1976 F-100 (was EXTREMELY sober by this point) dropped the "borrowed" bicycle off in the front yard it came from, hit the trails and the F-100 couldn't even make it halfway up that hill. About halfway up it started spinning and the whole truck slid to the right, and that's when I noticed there was a cliff right over that edge too.
So I SLOWLY backed it down the hill and walked back up carrying all the chains, straps, boat winch, etc.
I used a chain to hold the boat trailer winch to a little 4" thick tree trunk, but the cable wasn't long enough to reach the car. So I had to use another chain.
There's NOTHING on a 1989 Nissan Sentra to chain to, .. NOTHING. No tow hooks, no open holes in the frame, no anti-sway bar in the back. Couldn't get to the rear "axle" because it was like 4 inches off the ground & encased in snow. I ended up hooking the chain through the holes in the steel rim, which made the winching more difficult cuz the wheel couldn't turn. Lucky I didn't bend the rim. I winched the thing off the edge of the cliff with the hand-crank boat trailer winch, which was a b**** to do with nothing to anchor the counter-torque but the tension on the chain and cable.
I drove the car down the hill, almost T-boned my truck because my dumb a$$ had left it parked broadside across the bottom of the trail at the bottom of the hill where there's another trail. I went home, grabbed my own bicycle and rode back to get the truck.
By the time all was said and done it was starting to get light out and I BARELY made it home with both vehicles before my dad left for work.
Sometimes I wonder how I survived my teenage years.
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