funkingonutz
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Sep 1, 2007
- Messages
- 526
- Age
- 36
- Vehicle Year
- 1995
- Transmission
- Manual
Thats it i need to vent a little and maybe 'yall can vent with me....
I am sick and tired of all these STUPID kids always asking me to race them in my 4WHEEL Ranger. I have a bunch of 16,17, and 18 year olds in my town and around my neighborhood that keep asking me to race and if my truck has like 1,000,000 horses or something.
I explain to these r-tards "its 4 wheel, its heavy, its a truck not a Ferrari, racing is stupid.
its like all these kids masturbate to the speed limit sign or something i dont understand
but these kids just nag nag nag "my car will kick your ass" and i say "well i hope so because its built out of plastic,balsa wood, and bondo"
its like they dont understand the whole power-to-weight-ratio.
and then the kids with the 2wd trucks, they are all like "im super fast i will totaly destroy you" and i say good i hope you blow up your wheel bearings because those stock ones are not rated to go 500mph"
jesus christ i just want to go slow and run over stuff WTF??
these kids get thier rocks off going 120 on the highway...well i get my rocks off in 4LOW going up a big ass hill in the middle of the woods and the damn thing is so steep you cant see the ground in front of you or even your hood for that matter!!
there i feel a little better now, anyone wants to add then feel free.
I am sick and tired of all these STUPID kids always asking me to race them in my 4WHEEL Ranger. I have a bunch of 16,17, and 18 year olds in my town and around my neighborhood that keep asking me to race and if my truck has like 1,000,000 horses or something.
I explain to these r-tards "its 4 wheel, its heavy, its a truck not a Ferrari, racing is stupid.
its like all these kids masturbate to the speed limit sign or something i dont understand

but these kids just nag nag nag "my car will kick your ass" and i say "well i hope so because its built out of plastic,balsa wood, and bondo"
its like they dont understand the whole power-to-weight-ratio.
and then the kids with the 2wd trucks, they are all like "im super fast i will totaly destroy you" and i say good i hope you blow up your wheel bearings because those stock ones are not rated to go 500mph"
jesus christ i just want to go slow and run over stuff WTF??
these kids get thier rocks off going 120 on the highway...well i get my rocks off in 4LOW going up a big ass hill in the middle of the woods and the damn thing is so steep you cant see the ground in front of you or even your hood for that matter!!
there i feel a little better now, anyone wants to add then feel free.