Invisibility Cloak

[reno]

How do I turn this off and where is the switch located? I looked beside my Flux Capacitor (which is broken, please do not ask me to travel for you) and can not find it there either.

I have to be invisible,yesterday on the way home, not one, or two, but 4 people cut right in front of me from side roads while I was coming at them at 55+ MPH, and less than 4 truck lengths away!!!! Almost nailed two of them definately. Let's just hope the cloaking device-like the flux capacitor-is broken.

 

[LearjetMinako]

nice!!!

You could always paint your Ranger a bright pink or orange color. Maybe start driving with lights on may help.

 

[dogboy]

Haha, I love the way you worded that!!

I always have my lights on. It can be a summer day, blinding sunlight, my lights are on.

It is truealy amazing how many people will pull out like that...

 

[Redneckryder]

ride a motorcycle.....you think you're invisible now??

 

[MAKG]

You don't need to turn off the cloaking device, except to fire the phasers.

What you need to do is divert more power to the shields.

 

[reno]

ride a motorcycle.....you think you're invisible now??

I do Ride, that is why I am going to glue a Golfball on my helmet. I figure if they can see a tiny golfball 400+ yards out, then that will give me the extra edge I need.

 

[Insanejughead]

Remember, not everyone is Tiger Woods.

Put a red and blue light on your helmet too. That will keep the illegals out of your path.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Maybe that's what's wrong with the dump truck I drive for my boss... I never gave that a thought... You would think that a dark blue 1-ton dump with white toolboxes on the sides would be fairly easy to spot, but I've had so many near-misses it isn't funny. When the boss drove it he ended up totaling two cars... one slammed into the 1/2" thick steel hitchplate with pintle over reese... relocated the front bumper of the car to up by the windshield, and it was one of the old boats too. He was stopped at a construction zone, bam. Never budged the truck and just took a small chip of paint out of the tailgate. The other was a car that tried to shoot across the 4-lane right in front of him when he had 3/4 ton on the truck and was pulling the skid steer and trailer (read another ~6k lbs). Clipped the rear end of the car right behind the rear wheels cuz he had no-where to go and was standing on the brakes... watched everything past the rear wheels disintegrate into thousands of pieces... Bumper, headlight and repaired fender later the truck was good to go.

It's gotta be an invisibility problem...

If someone knows where to look for this, PLEASE tell us!!

 

[CJREX]

Let me guess, most or all of them were on their cellphone and didn't even realize how close they came to being smacked.

I didn't formerly think that banning cellphones while driving was necessarily a good idea, but in the last couple of years the ratio of idiots with them seems to have reached critical mass.

Glad you are OK

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Let me guess, most or all of them were on their cellphone and didn't even realize how close they came to being smacked.

I didn't formerly think that banning cellphones while driving was necessarily a good idea, but in the last couple of years the ratio of idiots with them seems to have reached critical mass.

Glad you are OK

It's not just cellphones... I've seen people reading the paper, playing on a PDA, shaving, applying make-up, etc. I've also seen a growing number of morons that see a light turn yellow and lock up the brakes in their lil econobox car to stop. I had someone do that to me once driving the boss's dump with 1/2 ton in the bed and 11,000 lbs of trailer and brick behind me, on a 4-lane with a speed limit of 55.... I was a good 4 car lengths or better behind them but I just about chit myself when they did that... I had people in the left lane beside me so that option was out and no shoulder to go onto. I stood on the brake pedal, jammed it into third and dumped the clutch and yanked on the emergency trailer brake switch for all it was worth while praying and laying on the horn. It's a miracle I didn't plow that car down, I got stopped inches from their bumper. And the worst part was, the moron in the car didn't even look in the F!@#$%^&* mirror to see what the hell was bearing down on him, horn blowing and smoke pouring off the tires....

 

[Hahnsb2]

Have you tried jiggling the handle?

 

[Twitch57]

It's not just cellphones... I've seen people reading the paper, playing on a PDA, shaving, applying make-up, etc. I've also seen a growing number of morons that see a light turn yellow and lock up the brakes in their lil econobox car to stop. I had someone do that to me once driving the boss's dump with 1/2 ton in the bed and 11,000 lbs of trailer and brick behind me, on a 4-lane with a speed limit of 55.... I was a good 4 car lengths or better behind them but I just about chit myself when they did that... I had people in the left lane beside me so that option was out and no shoulder to go onto. I stood on the brake pedal, jammed it into third and dumped the clutch and yanked on the emergency trailer brake switch for all it was worth while praying and laying on the horn. It's a miracle I didn't plow that car down, I got stopped inches from their bumper. And the worst part was, the moron in the car didn't even look in the F!@#$%^&* mirror to see what the hell was bearing down on him, horn blowing and smoke pouring off the tires....

i woulda been tempted to just hit em

i used to ride my bike everywhere before i got the truck

talk about being invisible


to many people get behind the wheel of a car and think that they can continue to continue what they are doing, cell phone makeup whatever.

its ridiculus that they let these things take priority over making sure that they dont kill themselves and/or someone else with the car they are driving

 

[97BlackBetty]

I have a confession to make, I nearly caused an accident the other day. Some idiot in the car next to me was was messing with his PDA, so me being a smart ass, I safely switched lanes behind him and followed. I wanted to see how long this guy was gonna screw around until he got himself in trouble. As we were going around a bend in the road, he just kept going straight! So I layed into my horn and I have never seen someone jump so much. Jerked the wheel, spun his car around 180 and slid into a ditch.

Im not gonna lie, after I realized that he was alright and no one else got in trouble, I laughed so hard I nearly pissed my pants. The cop even laughed when I told him what happened and the guy got a ticket for reckless driving!

 

[kunar]

It's gotta be an invisibility problem...

If someone knows where to look for this, PLEASE tell us!!

just pull out the fuse...

Im not gonna lie, after I realized that he was alright and no one else got in trouble, I laughed so hard I nearly pissed my pants. The cop even laughed when I told him what happened and the guy got a ticket for reckless driving!

good for you! im glad to hear atleast somebody got a ticket for being a dumbass.

 

[exbass94]

I've also seen a growing number of morons that see a light turn yellow and lock up the brakes in their lil econobox car to stop.

Hmm around here, everyone seems to think that a yellow light means floor it so you can hopefully make it across the intersection before the light turns red. Douchebags....