I are a redneck

[The Jester Race]

I was regretting #2 when I got home and tried to pop those beads with only an inch of rubber left, but by time I got to the third rim I had it down to a science.

-Jester

 

[superdave1984]

I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors

Carl? That you? Got a lawnmower blade in there too?

 

[88rangerboy]

I got drunk and passed out in the back of a pickup truck while going down the highway. I woke up under the toolbox snuggled up with a battery. I've also trimmed certain areas of body hair with duct tape, but that was an accident. But the best I've got would probably be throwing watermelons out of a semi truck at random objects.

 

[ranger_mclaren]

I are redneck...and I have pics to prove it.

#1 Insted of replacing tailgate cables I just installed chains.

#2 I have three speakers in my truck none of'em match ones rockfordfasgate
ones froma oLd basstube had and the rear is from a home entertainement
center.

#3 I have a bungie cord holding up my tailgate.

#4 I used a old bed mat to make a gap filler between bed and bumper.

#5 Insted of buying a inline fuse I made my own.

#6 I have a hanger and a couple wire ties holding my fuel pump on.

#7 I have a custom Mag-Light holder.

 

[CJREX]

That evidence is pretty overwhelming, you qualify!

 

[fx408]

a custom mag light holder...hahaha

 

[Jason]

That's not redneck, that's just cheap and haphazard. LOL.

Listen for redneck stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VCHj2OSdw

 

[99_3.0]

That mag lite holder is freaking sweet.. I WANT IT!

 

[99RangerBoss]

i are a redneck because when i have to take a load to the dump i come back with more than i left with, and i wear flannel jackets to fancy restaurants!

 

[dburton07]

I went to work out at the gym with dark green Carhartt pants and a black Dickies t-shirt with my Etnies skate shoes. I got some funny looks from all the meatheads there.


Edit. Had my "Muff's Diving School" trucker hat on too.

 

[wrecking-crew]

i are a redneck.
1 i tried to fix a tire with duct tape.
2 ive had a project truck sitting in my garage for a year and ive barely touched it.

 

[mentalbreakdown00]

I have put a tread back on with duct tape and drove 5 miles an hour home for about 22 miles haveing to retape it twice LOL now I always have a spare

 

[sbsumerix]

i are a redneck here at the university of northwestern ohio yesterday a guy put a tarp in the bed of a truck filled it with water some guys swam in it for awhile then we went and caught 27 fish bluegill to put in there that entertained us for like 5 hours then today they filled it back up and me and my buddies went and caught 70 bluegill and put them in there watching them swim around trying to catch them with our hands

 

[triumphrider-1]

i are a redneck.
1 i tried to fix a tire with duct tape.
2 ive had a project truck sitting in my garage for a year and ive barely touched it.

Speaking of duct tape fixes; my old motorcycles' muffler/silencer was held together with duct tape.

 

[wrecking-crew]

I have put a tread back on with duct tape and drove 5 miles an hour home for about 22 miles haveing to retape it twice LOL now I always have a spare

i are a redneck here at the university of northwestern ohio yesterday a guy put a tarp in the bed of a truck filled it with water some guys swam in it for awhile then we went and caught 27 fish bluegill to put in there that entertained us for like 5 hours then today they filled it back up and me and my buddies went and caught 70 bluegill and put them in there watching them swim around trying to catch them with our hands

that sounds awesome