I are a redneck

[Boggin]

inside my truck i store 2 sets of jumper cables, WD40, gear oil, a 1/2", 9/16", 5/8", 10mm, 14mm, 12mm, 8mm, 21mm, just to name a few wrenches, a thumbwrench, a chissle, 2 hammers, a pile of screw drivers, a sleeping bag and some pillows, and i made a light bar out of the roof rack, and painted over all my rust with a can of rocker guard..

 

[joldtown]

I'm a Neck cause I've just about filled the empty gallon oil jug in the shop with beer pee, so I don't have to go back to the house while I'm working.

 

[Danger06Ranger]

I'm a redneck cause I have a passenger seat out of an 89 Grand Am bolted to a shopping cart, the drivers seat as an office chair, the wheel wells on my trailer or 1x1's from my deck and Pergo flooring and the taillights are off a 70's E150. Oh, and I own a grown in 86 Bronco.

 

[91rangerxlt]

well i have been to drunk to fish!

 

[mn_smokeater]

well i have been to drunk to fish!

uh how?

 

[Frank The Tank]

I actually think Ford Rangers are cool, Nuff Said.

Frank

 

[fordmandan87]

i are one cause i have duct tape, visegrips, and a hammer in my truck (the perfect tools for every job) and im turning my truck into a lawn mower. to the guy who proposed in the back of his truck you are the friggin man. also that mag light can double as a beatin stick and did you notice the redneck pool in the video was a ford? lol

 

[koda6966]

Does killing, skinnin, and eating a bear make me a redneck?

If so, then HELL YEAH.

 

[Shran]

Wow, no offense intended, but some of these are really lame. Keeping a bunch of tools in your truck makes you a redneck? Give me a break. Guess I have to share mine now.

- I had a set of 32s that were cracked so bad that they wouldn't hold air. Solution? Skidsteer inner tubes.

- I grew up with no electricity, no running water, and went to a one room schoolhouse.

- I have driven a car on four donuts.

- I lived in a house that was turned into a chicken coop, then a trash building, then a house again. We had a chair nailed to the roof so we could sit and shoot deer.

- I built a camouflage 4wd minivan with a 4" sewer pipe front bumper.

- I had a 4x8 stock tank for a swimming pool.

- I currently live in a trailer house and my shop is an 8x10 garden shed

- I have engine parts in my kitchen cupboards

- My buddy built a 20r Toyota motor in his living room

I can go on and on.

 

[Chevelle Kid]

I'm a redneck because I rode from Englishtown to eastern Long Island in the bed of a Dodge Ram 1500. In the plastic Jegs racing buckets with old schoolbus seatbelts...lol

 

[Louisville86]

You am a redneck if:

When the tornado warning comes on the radio, you have to listen to the whole thing because it doesn't tell you to "leave your mobile home, go outside and lay down in a ditch or culvert and cover your head" until the very end.

Seriously, trailer houses are like catnip for tornadoes.

 

[91rangerxlt]

uh how?

two words...jose quervo

 

[mn_smokeater]

two words...jose quervo

ahhhh it all makes sense now!

 

[odie1969]

I may be.

-I have swam in a stock tank as a pool.

-When I was 17 my mother would go back to Ia to help with the family, My Dad worked nights. So I pulled all the carpet out of dinning room and put down Tile. Just so I could rebuild My MGs trans and Motor in the A/C.

-When the city started complaing about my other truck as I did the engine swap being out in the open under the carport. So All I did was go down to harbor Freight and buy the biggest Uglest blue tarps and made my carport a garage.

And Many many other things I have done to be a redneck.

 

[wrecking-crew]

Wow, no offense intended, but some of these are really lame. Keeping a bunch of tools in your truck makes you a redneck? Give me a break. Guess I have to share mine now.

- I had a set of 32s that were cracked so bad that they wouldn't hold air. Solution? Skidsteer inner tubes.

- I grew up with no electricity, no running water, and went to a one room schoolhouse.

- I have driven a car on four donuts.

- I lived in a house that was turned into a chicken coop, then a trash building, then a house again. We had a chair nailed to the roof so we could sit and shoot deer.

- I built a camouflage 4wd minivan with a 4" sewer pipe front bumper.

- I had a 4x8 stock tank for a swimming pool.

- I currently live in a trailer house and my shop is an 8x10 garden shed

- I have engine parts in my kitchen cupboards

- My buddy built a 20r Toyota motor in his living room

I can go on and on.

i wanna hear more and i think you won.

and most people just try to be the stereotypical redneck by me

my buddys old 74 caprice was held together by duct tape and had a kill count of 71 deer. never changed the oil just added and went boggin in it and was said to out wheel the big chevys. of course i never seen it and i didnt know him then but thats what him and his wife told me