I are a redneck

[wizkid00104]

I are a redneck because I built a squirrel launcher and I launch squirrels across my backyard into the neighbors yard.

Please tell me you have a picture!

 

[Chance]

lol... as requested

- I have female friends that chew copenhagen long cut

- Greasy fingerprints on your sandwich never hurt anyone

- I have gone tree tipping

Yup

25) I've lit my crotch on fire welding and used my beer to put it out.

I'm redneck because I would have let my crotch burn before wasting beer on putting out the fire

We were workin on a buddies old chevy and caught the carb on fire and I was pissed because he threw beer on it to put it out.

My version of hunting is driving aimlessly in the woods with a rifle and a few cases of beer till you hit a deer or elk.

At the end of my hunting trips, we didn't bag anything besides songbirds, but we do have a truckbed completely filled with empty beer cans. We get like 50 bucks back depositing all the cans.

My earliest memories are of catching and gutting fish, as well as skinned deer hanging in our garage.

Well I know I'm an Oregonian... maybe not a redneck

 

[Toms01PSD]

I are a redneck because I built a squirrel launcher and I launch squirrels across my backyard into the neighbors yard.

That's sig material right there.

 

[Roger]

i are a redneck too. one time i put a heineken mini keg on the passenger seat in my ranger and put the seatbelt around it.

You can't be redneck with an imported beer...

 

[Roger]

I are a redneck...

Where I grew up, we used to shoot at the erosion control cars on the creek bank...

I once shot a bull in the sack with my BB gun, and spent most of that day in a tree waiting for him to forget me!

I had to have my Pinto yanked out of a creek with a tractor, the current washed the rock out from under the tires... My girlfriend was NOT amused.

Received free beer for a long time to stay quiet about a buddy and his "stump trained" cow...

Used sheetmetal screws to seal pinholes in a gas tank...

 

[Potatoflinger]

Please tell me you have a picture!

Even better, I have videos!

Right now I only have two videos, and they are from before I got the launch pad properly tuned, so instead of actually launching the squirrels it just smacked them in the head and made them roll across the yard. After I get a few more videos I will put up a compilation on youtube, but for now I'll just make a topic in the entertainment section with some pictures of the launcher.

 

[MusicManiac]

Here is a link to the squirrel flinging thread for those who are as lazy as me and didn't want to go try to find it.

 

[Loanranger]

i are a redneck.
1 i tried to fix a tire with duct tape.
2 ive had a project truck sitting in my garage for a year and ive barely touched it.

Tried? What went wrong? I got my buddies trailer home from Elbe one time with flat tire that way. Rolled up ducttape like tire plugs and shoved them in with a screwdriver, then put a piece over the top for good measure. Made it the 40 miles home, and was still holding air the next day.


Mowed the lawn the other day and found that truck I been missing. Now THAT'S redneck.

 

[Potatoflinger]

Here is a link to the squirrel flinging thread for those who are as lazy as me and didn't want to go try to find it.

Thanks, I didn't think of putting a link to it here.

 

[bullitproofranger]

I tried to fix a coolant leak on my truck once with duct tape, and my dad and some friends were plowing a small field once with a small ford tractor and it didnt have enough guts so we had a second Massey-Furguson diesel hooked up to the fords front hitch and plowed with two tractors for a while.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

i DID fix a coolant leak with electric 3M tape, it worked great, now 3M owns my respect...

 

[fordxranger]

-When the city started complaing about my other truck as I did the engine swap being out in the open under the carport. So All I did was go down to harbor Freight and buy the biggest Uglest blue tarps and made my carport a garage.

this happened to me also, we had to hide 2 non running vehicles, I think like 4 different engines, a couple of transmissions, a rear end, and some body parts or we would have to pay a daily fine until it was cleaned up. 2 different carports too. I now have built up another stack of RBV parts around my yard so I have to clean up again or make room for the parts in one of the carageports. I really need a shop. I also have to fab stuff on the tailgate of my pickup since there isn't room in the garage we have or in any of the carageports. it blows.

 

[Boggin]

Mowed the lawn the other day and found that truck I been missing. Now THAT'S redneck.

sig material

 

[Ranger4657]

haha , now after what ive just read from all of you i wonder what say a two day gathering of TRS members with there RVBs would go like? i have an idea and it souds like a fun time for sure.

i guess ive had my fair share of raising hell. ever sence i got my truck the city code enforcement cars drive by daily, and the cops drive by nightly, ive had noumerious complaints from people who live around me. i scare the little kids and there parents by buning out everytime i see them waiting for the bus, i try to play merl haggard or johnny cash over the 1000 rms system for dramatic effect... i tend to enjoy drinking in the mountiains but am to lazy to use a chain saw. so i use my truck insted and we burn whole trees as a result. i have tuned into the fine art of breakin trees in half with my bumper while my buddys hold it inbetween two larger trees just incase there to big, i practically consider it my utility knife

 

[Mac]

Your woman might be a redneck if:

True Redneck Tube Top!
This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama , Wal-Mart, where the young lady was shopping at the Flea market.

This is hysterical! Look at it closely.

Now I ask you...
Who stands and looks at a pair of men's briefs and says hummmm ... I can make me a nice summer top from these! On the other hand ... $6 for a three pack is a good price!
But what if they weren't bought new? That's redneck recycling at its best.
Don't throw out yer feller's drawers, Just cut the crotch out and wear 'em.
How very . . . . Green!