hows everyones "quarantine" going?

[Grumpaw]

all those rednecks with the shelters in their backyard and enough food to last a decade are laughing at the rest of us killing each other over toilet paper.

Ohio: Hundreds of customers fight over toilet paper in a Walmart store; 3 dead, 174 injured, 213 arrests

A frenetic stampede in a Colombus Walmart store has left three people trampled to death and hundreds of injured after customers come to blows over toilet paper and pasta. The coronavirus pandemics is leading more and more Americans to stockpile certain goods like masks, hand sanitizers and now, toi

worldnewsdailyreport.com

OMG, I just realized what this is all about and the nefarious plot against us...
1972 Nixon visits China, and they suddenly realize how gullible we must be to elect someone with a nose and ears like he has.
Chinese start to stockpile toilet paper. They now have approximately 37 billion rolls stockpiles, 3/4 of the worlds supply.
They devise the virus and send it over here in a case of Chinese noodles. Un aware, we buy the noodles and the virus spreads.
The Chinese know that once the toilet paper here runs out, there will be mass rioting, looting, and general breakdown of the American way of life.
The great toilet paper purge eliminates 3/4 of the population, leaving an open door for the Chinese to take over the country while the 1/4 of us that are left are too busy scavenging for used toilet paper to wipe our butts.
The final part of the plan is to take over and occupy all of the high rises in New York, Miami Beach, and Ft. Lauderdale. They will turn them into "Bat Cave Breeding Buildings" to raise billions of bats in an attempt to spread to and take over the rest of the world.
CHINESE WORLD DOMINANCE !!!
If you look at this logically, its the only thing that makes sense.
Grumpaw

 

[Pix3L8]

OMG, I just realized what this is all about and the nefarious plot against us...
1972 Nixon visits China, and they suddenly realize how gullible we must be to elect someone with a nose and ears like he has.
Chinese start to stockpile toilet paper. They now have approximately 37 billion rolls stockpiles, 3/4 of the worlds supply.
They devise the virus and send it over here in a case of Chinese noodles. Un aware, we buy the noodles and the virus spreads.
The Chinese know that once the toilet paper here runs out, there will be mass rioting, looting, and general breakdown of the American way of life.
The great toilet paper purge eliminates 3/4 of the population, leaving an open door for the Chinese to take over the country while the 1/4 of us that are left are too busy scavenging for used toilet paper to wipe our butts.
The final part of the plan is to take over and occupy all of the high rises in New York, Miami Beach, and Ft. Lauderdale. They will turn them into "Bat Cave Breeding Buildings" to raise billions of bats in an attempt to spread to and take over the rest of the world.
CHINESE WORLD DOMINANCE !!!
If you look at this logically, its the only thing that makes sense.
Grumpaw

I see NO flaw in this logic whatsoever lol

 

[rusty ol ranger]

OMG, I just realized what this is all about and the nefarious plot against us...
1972 Nixon visits China, and they suddenly realize how gullible we must be to elect someone with a nose and ears like he has.
Chinese start to stockpile toilet paper. They now have approximately 37 billion rolls stockpiles, 3/4 of the worlds supply.
They devise the virus and send it over here in a case of Chinese noodles. Un aware, we buy the noodles and the virus spreads.
The Chinese know that once the toilet paper here runs out, there will be mass rioting, looting, and general breakdown of the American way of life.
The great toilet paper purge eliminates 3/4 of the population, leaving an open door for the Chinese to take over the country while the 1/4 of us that are left are too busy scavenging for used toilet paper to wipe our butts.
The final part of the plan is to take over and occupy all of the high rises in New York, Miami Beach, and Ft. Lauderdale. They will turn them into "Bat Cave Breeding Buildings" to raise billions of bats in an attempt to spread to and take over the rest of the world.
CHINESE WORLD DOMINANCE !!!
If you look at this logically, its the only thing that makes sense.
Grumpaw

I dont know why we dont just scoot across the floor like my dog does

 

[Curious Hound]

I dont know why we dont just scoot across the floor like my dog does

Tried that. I got rug burn on my butt and now the carpet stinks.

 

[Grumpaw]

Thank you sir, I knew there were some more members here with rational thinking minds.
Their plan has a twofold ultimate purpose...
Eliminate the rest of the worlds population, and the fact that they will now have an unlimited and continuing supply of "Bats For Food" .
This will result in them re purposing abandon McDonald's into a popular chain, WonHungLo's Bat's N Things restaurants, served with or without Soy Sauce, (Noodles 3 yen extra)
Grumpaw

 

[Jim Oaks]

all those rednecks with the shelters in their backyard and enough food to last a decade are laughing at the rest of us killing each other over toilet paper.

Ohio: Hundreds of customers fight over toilet paper in a Walmart store; 3 dead, 174 injured, 213 arrests

A frenetic stampede in a Colombus Walmart store has left three people trampled to death and hundreds of injured after customers come to blows over toilet paper and pasta. The coronavirus pandemics is leading more and more Americans to stockpile certain goods like masks, hand sanitizers and now, toi

worldnewsdailyreport.com

World News Daily Report. They post fake articles for entertainment - click bait. That story would be all over the news if it was real.

 

[Bgunner]

OMG, I just realized what this is all about and the nefarious plot against us...
1972 Nixon visits China, and they suddenly realize how gullible we must be to elect someone with a nose and ears like he has.
Chinese start to stockpile toilet paper. They now have approximately 37 billion rolls stockpiles, 3/4 of the worlds supply.
They devise the virus and send it over here in a case of Chinese noodles. Un aware, we buy the noodles and the virus spreads.
The Chinese know that once the toilet paper here runs out, there will be mass rioting, looting, and general breakdown of the American way of life.
The great toilet paper purge eliminates 3/4 of the population, leaving an open door for the Chinese to take over the country while the 1/4 of us that are left are too busy scavenging for used toilet paper to wipe our butts.
The final part of the plan is to take over and occupy all of the high rises in New York, Miami Beach, and Ft. Lauderdale. They will turn them into "Bat Cave Breeding Buildings" to raise billions of bats in an attempt to spread to and take over the rest of the world.
CHINESE WORLD DOMINANCE !!!
If you look at this logically, its the only thing that makes sense.
Grumpaw

The only part you got wrong was the noodles.... they put the virus in the toilet paper and sent it over... kills 2 birds with one sheet.

 

[ZMan]

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World News Daily Report. They post fake articles for entertainment - click bait. That story would be all over the news if it was real.

Yeah as soon as I saw "Colombus" I was skeptical, did you see all the other "articles" at the bottom of the page? lmao.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Tried that. I got rug burn on my butt and now the carpet stinks.

 

[Pix3L8]

View attachment 39382

World News Daily Report. They post fake articles for entertainment - click bait. That story would be all over the news if it was real.

I saw that after I posted the article, whoops

 

[97RangerXLT]

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World News Daily Report. They post fake articles for entertainment - click bait. That story would be all over the news if it was real.

In a Tommy Lee Jones voice: "Check the Hotsheets!"

 

[Grumpaw]

There is actually a very easy way to thwart their plans...
Everyone of us MUST wear cloth diapers. You can poop in them and if necessary hold on to it for awhile, or empty immediately. The great part is, you can now WIPE YOUR BUTT without the need for toilet paper, just use the di dee.
All you have to do is rinse out the di dee, and reuse it, again and again.
The administration should be able to direct di dee manufacturers to ramp up production so we will all have at least 3 per person. People with permanent diarrhea will be issued 4.
Grumpaw

 

[Uncle Gump]

I told the wife after this mornings dump...

I have two days before I start using the bathroom curtains... she is out trying to find some toilet paper right now.

 

[pjtoledo]

I used to buy the bargin brand cloth diapers for garage rags. they are quite absorbent. rinse 'em out in gas and reuse.

 

[pjtoledo]

tried some banking today. lobby is by appointment only, set up for every 15 minutes.

however, you can hang out 6' from the door and if an appointment doesn't show they will
accommodate you as a "walk-in"

no drive up at this location, and I'm an 'ol fart that doesn't do ATMs,,,,that may soon change