How do ya spell Pro-Zak?

[doorgunner]

Just an update for all you Veterans (& other drug-related people)....

My Sycholgist just switched me to ProZak....

(apparrotly, I could still spell my name and still think that Congress is another form of diarrea....)

so he put me on something more "substantial"...(i still haven't figured out why he called me instead of making me go to the hospital...

they always make youngo to the hospital when mid-altering drugs are dispensed....anyhow....

the directions read that I should "double-up" on the capsules in seven days...


THA....things OUGHTA GET INTERESTING!

anyhow...

watch for me on the news in.....24 X 7 = 140 + 27...errr...28 = 168 hours....

plus....I'm starting to itch in spots other than the usual...like my tongue & the inside of my eardrums, my waste......no-.....--waist.....EYEballs...

and I may or may not be having weird thoughts......

and my wife is telling me that i'm getting MEAN...

So....the next time she tells me THAT...

i'm gonna say....


IMAGINE THAT....THEY GOTTA GIVE ME A PILL TO MAKE ME ACT LIKE YOU! (and i'ma say it that loud too)


that is all....




edit: just checking to see if I posted it.....


re-edit: yep......

 

[armadillon]

Jesus Christ. Prozac causes horrible spelling as well! I can't tell if this is a joke or just some random ass posting while drunk. Haha, I hope your conversation starters at a party are as good as this. You're balls insane!

 

[nitrofan1]

Makes me a happy camper!

 

[doorgunner]

Jesus Christ. Prozac causes horrible spelling as well! I can't tell if this is a joke or just some random ass posting while drunk. Haha, I hope your conversation starters at a party are as good as this. You're balls insane!

hey....you interupted my editting.....


sorry...didnt mean to yell...

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.....FYFI....not drunk/notta joke....just asks my friends.

 

[doorgunner]

Jesus Christ. Prozac causes horrible spelling as well! I can't tell if this is a joke or just some random ass posting while drunk. Haha, I hope your conversation starters at a party are as good as this. You're balls insane!

O_I-C.....youre religious....too

 

[Tominator]

IMAGINE THAT....THEY GOTTA GIVE ME A PILL TO MAKE ME ACT LIKE YOU!

You better double that dose.....and then practice practice practice!

 

[doorgunner]

You better double that dose.....and then practice practice practice!

gottit...errrrrr....got-it!

 

[Grey_04]

hey at least they didn't give you the purple pill for that ( if they did that would have lasted four hours.)

 

[killj0y]

**** that man get off it! Doubling seems too much, just range a bit more first ease into it too many doctors just handing out prescriptions too easily. We watch closely what the VA gives my father in law. Good Guy but sometimes they overdo it. Just saying. Anyways be careful

 

[straycat]

I know a few people that are on Prozac and they are not themselves. They just can't think like they used to or function normally anymore. Somebody is making money on this med. The happy pill?? I don't think so.....

 

[shane96ranger]

Be careful with that stuff DG. I had a conversation this past week with a friend that has a son taking this stuff. It actually made him suicidal and he has made more than one attempt on his life this year. The doctor is weaning him off it now and onto some other meds because of the negative effects.

Sent while I should be doing something else

 

[doorgunner]

I'm beginning to wonder about the stuff myself.....I accidentally dropped a pill on the floor & the dog got it before i could pick it up...

but seriously....thanks for all the info on the stuff....I think powered bleach would be safer.....