Hillbillies

[Capt Jay]

A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see
some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?"
"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount
animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

 

[RollinWOT]

Ha!

 

[doorgunner]

..........slaps both hands over mouth.......


.........face turns real red.......................



........hands fly off mouth as spit sprays everywhere.....
















Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....whaaa-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahahhahhahahhaaaaaaa...weeze...

 

[Colin]

thats a good one!

 

[Capt Jay]

Sorry, had to post it.
I know it hits a little close to home for some of you (DG). lol

 

[doorgunner]

Sorry, had to post it.
I know it hits a little close to home for some of you (DG). lol

Hey.....I'm entitled to the same privacy rights as Bill Clinton or Barney Fwranks.....I can still do my job as well as anyone without you bring my sex life into the discussion.....



there....i feel better now.....

 

[Capt Jay]

Hey.....I'm entitled to the same privacy rights as Bill Clinton or Barney Fwranks.....I can still do my job as well as anyone without you bring my sex life into the discussion.....



there....i feel better now.....

Doesn't count. One is an adulterer and one is gay. Completely different from bestiality. Just sayin.

Remember, I'm a liberal. I don't care who (or what) you do in the privacy of your own home (trailer/van down by the river).

 

[mp3deviant721]

 

[4.0B2]

haters.... you're just jealous you live up north so you gotta spread the lies to help yourself feel better!

/rant!


lol, i'm just messing... even w/ as tired as i get of these jokes sometimes.

 

[Capt Jay]

haters.... you're just jealous you live up north so you gotta spread the lies to help yourself feel better!

/rant!


lol, i'm just messing... even w/ as tired as i get of these jokes sometimes.

We're not joking. We know you are out in the fields doing unspeakable things. We don't do that up north ( it's to freekin cold to pull your pants down outdoors).

 

[4.0B2]

nope.. my family tree has forks to! OMG, that's just so unspeakable! UNBELIEVABLE!

 

[Capt Jay]

nope.. my family tree has forks to! OMG, that's just so unspeakable! UNBELIEVABLE!

Your family tree is a wreath (j/k).

 

[4.0B2]

well i've never heard it said like that! lol.. its always "haha your family trees a lightpole" people should at least get fresh material! lol

 

[Sunk]

nope.. my family tree has forks to! OMG, that's just so unspeakable! UNBELIEVABLE!

Forks? Like where they fork each other?






Hehe, I kid....

 

[Capt Jay]

I grew up in Memphis (not a joke). I left when I was eight (got there when I was one). I had to leave, no family down there, so no dating opportunities.