It can't be done.
98% of things manufactured anymore come from China. 1.75% of the rest come from places like Russia, Indonesia, Vietnam, and the like. 0.25% of things are made in USA. (you have to look at things carefully, some things will say MADE IN USA really big then in small type it will say something like "assembled from foreign components." I'm sorry (not really sorry though), but just because something is ASSEMBLED here does not mean it is MADE here.
And as far as the "gullible" thing posted by the OP, I think he's just trying to stir the pot some more and you are gullible if you believe it. Although Obama would probably like to be crowned as King Obama, he has no power to change the dictionary.