Funny thread

[88_Eddie]

I'm probably going to hell for this but here goes!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?



NOTHIN' you've already told her twice!

nice, that one is a good one. i have one too:

what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?




slap her and tell her to get back to work

 

[iceracer60]

how do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?


get the b*tch a shovel

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

once in the jungle the lion gathers all the animals, once theyr all there he says: theres my car, its all dirty, i want it clean at noon or ill eat u all...and he leaves.

all animals start arguing about who will wash it, the zebra said: im too unique to clean it im out, giraffe said: my neck is to tall im out, and so on until only the cocrodile and the frog were left over.
both in silence waitin to the other to talk, suddenly the frog said: ahh f*ck it we both ugly so ill wash and ull dry it LOL

 

[kennykenny]

once in the jungle the lion gathers all the animals, once theyr all there he says: theres my car, its all dirty, i want it clean at noon or ill eat u all...and he leaves.

all animals start arguing about who will wash it, the zebra said: im too unique to clean it im out, giraffe said: my neck is to tall im out, and so on until only the cocrodile and the frog were left over.
both in silence waitin to the other to talk, suddenly the frog said: ahh f*ck it we both ugly so ill wash and ull dry it LOL

I hope I'm not the only one who didn't understand that one.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

I hope I'm not the only one who didn't understand that one.

they were too damn ugly that it was a tie, they both knew they were the ugliest animals

nah nevermind

 

[kennykenny]

I understood that part, I just thought I missed something because it wasn't funny.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

I understood that part, I just thought I missed something because it wasn't funny.

yeah i know my translated joke sucks lol
i heard it on spanish

 

[BigJohn76]

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?







Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

 

[haulasswithclass]

What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?







Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.

Some one just watched HOTSHOTS

 

[mp3deviant721]

I don't remember how it was told to me exactly but here goes.

3 girls rob a bank. One is a red head, one is a brunette, and one is a blond. They flee the scene and are trying to find a place to hide. They then come across a barn and go in to it. They see some burlap sacks in the barn and decide to go hide inside the sacks. Then the sheriff comes along to check the barn for the bank robbers. The sheriff looks around trying to find good hiding spots, then decides to kick the sacks.

He kicks the sack with the red head.

"Woof, woof."

"Its just a dog." the sheriff says.

He then kicks the next sack with the brunette.

"Meow, meow."

"Its just a cat." the sheriff says.

He then kicks the last sack with the blond.







































She replies: "Corn"

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

I don't remember how it was told to me exactly but here goes.

3 girls rob a bank. One is a red head, one is a brunette, and one is a blond. They flee the scene and are trying to find a place to hide. They then come across a barn and go in to it. They see some burlap sacks in the barn and decide to go hide inside the sacks. Then the sheriff comes along to check the barn for the bank robbers. The sheriff looks around trying to find good hiding spots, then decides to kick the sacks.

He kicks the sack with the red head.

"Woof, woof."

"Its just a dog." the sheriff says.

He then kicks the next sack with the brunette.

"Meow, meow."

"Its just a cat." the sheriff says.

He then kicks the last sack with the blond.







































She replies: "Corn"

 

[88_Eddie]

i was lookin on some site this evening and saw this....i think it fits in with a few of the jokes above

 

[BlackBII]

 

[Frank The Tank]

Classic!!!

Frank

 

[Sunk]

I don't remember how it was told to me exactly but here goes.

3 girls rob a bank. One is a red head, one is a brunette, and one is a blond. They flee the scene and are trying to find a place to hide. They then come across a barn and go in to it. They see some burlap sacks in the barn and decide to go hide inside the sacks. Then the sheriff comes along to check the barn for the bank robbers. The sheriff looks around trying to find good hiding spots, then decides to kick the sacks.

He kicks the sack with the red head.

"Woof, woof."

"Its just a dog." the sheriff says.

He then kicks the next sack with the brunette.

"Meow, meow."

"Its just a cat." the sheriff says.

He then kicks the last sack with the blond.











She replies: "Corn"

I've also heard it "Pooooo-ta-toe!"