Funny Ads...

[Mark_88]

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

*** And the WINNER is... ***


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,

45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows everything!

 

[Hopman]

One of the local refuse companies has this on the back of their trucks: "Satisfaction garunteed or double your trash back!"

A friend of mine runs a few street sweepers for hire. On the back of them is this: CAUTION!!! Driver may be fast asweep!
I know they're not quite in the same vain, but they're funny!

 

[v-8power]

those are pretty good

 

[Hopman]

Grainte Staers have a quirky fun sense of humor.