Favorite movie quotes

[Spitfire1975]

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[Ozwynn]

arik tre'ac te kek

Shel kek nem ron

Dal shakka mel.

 

[ASMODEAN]

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

 

[7.5L_STX]

"we'll be interviewing as a team"

"hey Derek, you know whats good for shoulder pain?.....if you lick my butt-hole"

 

[red85]

"I'm a little tired, a little wired and I think I deserve a little respect"

"I can't swim!
Hahaha - The fall will probably kill ya!"

 

[Ozwynn]

Fate does not often call on us at a time of our choosing.

 

[mn_smokeater]

One Shot. One Kill. No Exceptions.

You don't understand how serious this is. They killed my dog.

"Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die."

 

[Ozwynn]

Fee fi fo fum, what bean stalk you fall from?

waaaooooorrrrrrrrr makes a man paranoid. and when a man gets to eye ballin' me, it makes me want to keeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllll. Killin' is my bid'ness ladies, an' bid'ness id ggggggguuuuuuuddddddddddddeeeeeee.

you want me to show you a trick take your mind off the pain.... gimme your little finger...

I can clean you colon quicker than a burrito with extra guacamole sauce........

 

[Great_Big_Abyss]

"only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"

 

[99RangerKrazy]

"Driving drunk...classic."

 

[adsm08]

"Your bones will never break in a bobsled... No, they shatter."

"No, but I can draw a line down your face so it looks like a butt."

"I'm not smoking man, I'm freezing."

"What does God need with a starship?"

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

This is a video game, but it's still one of my favorite quotes ever:

Nick: Who died and made me gun monitor?
Ellis: Pretty much everybody.

 

[frankserrano]

we ain't in the prisoner taking business, we in the nazi killin' business. and lemme tell ya, business is a boomin'!

 

[Epixstar]

Im a atomic bomb laying mother****er, mother****er

 

[PaleBlue90]

Im a mushroom cloud laying mother****er, mother****er

fixed it for ya! PulpFiction FTW

this scene has got all my favorite quotes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6csp2fZt2E

this is another. NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f-AFAPUEMw&feature=related

"aww shi* i shot marvin in the face," "what the fu** did you do that for?"

"man i dont even have a opinion"

 

[dos0711]

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same from them."