Duraflex Hood - anyone have one?

[Uncle Gump]

What if my mother owes me money and doesn’t answer the phone?

That makes her my sister...

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

What if your mother has uneven tire wear?

Too complicated for my skill set.

What if my mother owes me money and doesn’t answer the phone?

Hire a Nigerian romance scammer on fiverr to romance her and split the money he scams from her with you? Idk man, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Li'l Work Truck]

What if my mom is in a small plastic box in my closet?

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

Is your name Ken Jr.?