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damn my ranger attracts chicks


'95 ranger

09/2013 STOTM Winner
MTOTM Winner
Joined
Apr 30, 2008
Messages
2,195
Age
33
City
Lindale, Tx.
Vehicle Year
2005, 1989, 200
Transmission
Manual
So after school today i figured, since we have been having a lot of rain in these parts i would go find some good little mud holes. im drivin around trying to find something that wouldnt be too challenging for my lil 2wd stock everything ranger. well i found it, a perfect little hole to get off into or so i thought i get into it and i guess i didnt hit it fast enough and i get right into the middle of it and stop. i get out and acess the situation, and first thing out of my mouth is shit. im in the middle of it and my back tires are about half-way sunk, so i get on my phone and start calling people to come pull me out, no one answers so im sittin there and this little jetta drives by and i dont think to much about it, then i see it pass again, and again, the finally the cutest girl stops and asks if i need any help, naturally i respond with a HELL YEAH! and she says well what do you need, i say someone to pull my ass out she says ill go get this guy down the street who has a tractor, i say go for it, then i see her backing out and she says his drive way is covered with water, my response "shit," then she says ill go get some 2x6's and we"ll put them under your tires, she comes back and we put them under my tires i imediately grab traction and im out im doing a celebratory dance in my truck and she is dancing in the street like a retard, so i get up onto the road to go talk to her she says "you look like a cool kid lets hang out sometime" i said "ok" we, exchange numbers and leave. so moral of the story is get stuck on the side of the road and your next g/f could come along and get your ass out, all in all i had a damn good day.
 
...and this is a problem how? Seriously, your truck attracts good lookin ladies... and it's a problem?
 
Hmmm....maybe she MADE the mudhole to catch a man...lol!
 
dude, Some how I think the truck had nothing to do with it. It was all you ......
 
you got lucky buddy cause this kind of thing will make the ladies laugh, anyway it's a nice story.
 
I'm usually the guy that the girl calls to pull the cute guy out....

Been there. Last time it happened, I made sure to make the guy look like a D. Oh yea, I got in his truck and put it in 4 wheel drive and drove it out. Apparently, when he invited one of my girl friends to go wheeling with him, he didnt know how t engage the 4x4, he figured it was automatic (like his transmission, you know because the trans is what splits the power). :icon_rofl:
 
A few years back a couple buddies and I ventured out to the WA coast and where driving around on the beach when we came upon this XTerra stuck in the loose sand at the top of the beach. Now this was one of the nice nice XTerras, with the supercharger and lockers, so we're thinking "what the hell.?" We start pushing the guy and I notice my front tire isn't spinning so I ask my buddy on the side if his is. Nope. We tell the guy to stop, my buddy reaches in and yanks the 4x4 lever back all the way and says "Have at it." The guy hops in and starts driving everywhere, as if he knew what he was doing.

Meanwhile the 2 babes with him were so excited to be free they thanked us to no end. All we got were some vanilla creme cookies and our picture taken with them though, lol. :sad:




The fact that they were easily 10 years older than us at the time is a non-issue. :D
 

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