damn my ranger attracts chicks

[slimchriz]

Eh Im married but it wasnt any easyer getting chicks in a 1980 mercury zephyer now that thing did some off road not to mention all the trash can bowling and mailbox baseball....aaah i miss high shcool

 

[eric17mx]

Now Ill tell you what attracts chix... A Fullsize Bronco Any year, as long as its not white. lol

Hahaha shit man every post you makes funny as shit lmfao.

 

[Great_Big_Abyss]

The fact that they were easily 10 years older than us at the time is a non-issue.

Were? They are still 10 years older than you.

 

[babytruck]

right on brother!

 

[WNY964x4]

none of the chicks at my school liked my truck , it was loud , annoying and did great burnouts , they were all rich kids so they did not get that it was cool like that , especially the day i showed up with it so covered in mud i couldn't see out anything except were i had cleaned the windshield , none of the kids in my school liked my truck , until they needed to be pulled out , then they thought i was the coolest person

my favorite was the day a kid with a 90 model caprice ( 60k miles , mint , police car , built to shit ) decided to start pushing my truck with the front of his car , i stepped on the brake , pushed in the clutch , locked her in 4lo , slapped it into reverse , and proceeded to push him up a snow bank , backwards , with him in drive , everyone asked me how i did it , i told them ' buy a truck and figure out how 4x4 works '

 

['95 ranger]

holy old thread batman!

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

The ONLY thing keeping me from getting bucket seats is that my bench is cozy.

I ditched the idea of the bench in my explorer because I can fold the back seats down and go to town....

You young kids just don't know how to properly use a bench seat....

Vinyl ones are the best... keep the whole bench clean and when you go on a date, armor all the !@#$%^&* out of the thing (except of course where you sit). Then all you have to do is whip around a bend going the right way and she'll slide right over to you as long as she didn't bother with the seatbelt.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

Well....I think the only problem ive really got is all the girls love my truck and you know of course...me....they just cant get in it....its to high off the ground for them lol

unless....they jump which never happens with girls or they are like 6ft tall

I had a terrible thing happen once... I went to pick up a girl for a date... in my Ranger (not exactly stock, but it was no taller than a stock 4x4 Ranger - 30" tires and custom rear leaf packs)...

She had to jump to get in. I just knew it wasn't gonna work right there, lol. She wasn't fat, just considerably vertically challenged.

 

[Capt Jay]

I'm usually the guy that the girl calls to pull the cute guy out....

Thanks for the getting me unstuck.