Coronavirus

[8thTon]

Lol, try to eradicate Japanese Knotweed sometime.

 

[Dirtman]

Your face is a knotweed!

 

[Curious Hound]

.Have you tried it?

How do you know it doesn't work until you try it?

Poison ivy leaps onto me from 100 ft away. It's like Spiderman.

 

[Dirtman]

My dad made me drink glasses of water with a tiny poison ivy leaf in it when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure it was child abuse but I'm also completely immune to it so maybe he was onto something?

 

[sgtsandman]

We were just allowed to run through and play where the poison ivy was. Since my mother was immune, there was a chance we were. Well, we were. No one ever got the rash.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Man I had a rash once....

 

[sgtsandman]

 

[Bgunner]

Well kid is out of school here till next year, if this crap subsides by then, thanks to this viral life altering event. M.C.A.S tests are waived for this year and all kids are on a distance learning program... but from district to district it is all different so there is no uniform learning system.


Well shoot.... there goes my early afternoon naps till September!!

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Just do what my parents did, benadryl washed down with a cup of Chamomile.

 

[Curious Hound]

Just do what my parents did, benadryl washed down with a cup of Chamomile.

But what do you do for the kid?

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

That is for the kid lol

 

[Dirtman]

If benadryl and tea knocks you out as an adult you have a serious problem that I would love to have... it takes giraffe tranquilizers to make me tired. I have to mix those with burboun and say a voodoo chant to actually fall asleep.

I know @PetroleumJunkie412 doesn't sleep either and thats concerning me a bit cause he blows stuff up for a living... i change spark plugs on weed wackers.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Sleep? TF is sleep?

If you only knew how many times I've rigged charges after being awake 60 hours...

 

[Dirtman]

My butt itches

 

[Snoranger]

My butt itches