Conveyer belt sushi

[Ramcharger90]

Meh. Ill stick to burgers and fries

Thats why my ranger isnt as fast as it should be lol

 

[rusty ol ranger]

Thats why my ranger isnt as fast as it should be lol

Doesnt usually affect me...i generally leave the restaraunt then stop at a speedway for 20 minutes shortly after. Not for fueling purposes

 

[superj]

ha ha ha, golden corral syndrome.

food tastes great but stomach doesn't agree and alerts you at the first light leaving the restaurant, ha ha ha.

my wife likes to eat golden corral and it always tears her up on the drive home. i try not laugh but she is grabbing my arm sweating and telling me to drive faster, way faster, ha ha ha. the kids pick on her from the times she didn't make it to the commode, ha ha ha.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

ha ha ha, golden corral syndrome.

food tastes great but stomach doesn't agree and alerts you at the first light leaving the restaurant, ha ha ha.

my wife likes to eat golden corral and it always tears her up on the drive home. i try not laugh but she is grabbing my arm sweating and telling me to drive faster, way faster, ha ha ha. the kids pick on her from the times she didn't make it to the commode, ha ha ha.

The worst place for that for me is the chinese buffet.

I gorge and then literally drive right across the street to the gas station

 

[superj]

sometimes it happens to me but i don't know what causes it.

i am all happy and driving and suddenly gurgle gurgle, and stomach cramps on lower stomach area. ruh roh, floor it and hope i get home in time. other wise, for sure i am looking at gas stations, fast food, porta potties, anything, ha ha ha. serious emergencies on cross state trips have caused brush and tall grass to be used for cover. luckily i keep a packet of baby wipes in the center console.

 

[bilbo]

ha ha ha, golden corral syndrome.

food tastes great but stomach doesn't agree and alerts you at the first light leaving the restaurant, ha ha ha.

my wife likes to eat golden corral and it always tears her up on the drive home. i try not laugh but she is grabbing my arm sweating and telling me to drive faster, way faster, ha ha ha. the kids pick on her from the times she didn't make it to the commode, ha ha ha.

There's a restaurant in the midwest called Pizza Ranch. The pizza is mediocre, but their fried chicken is very good. Sometimes when I'd eat there get the grizzlies within about 20 minutes. I remember it happened once while we were still in the restaurant and the one-stall restroom was occupied. I ended up grabbing the keys off the table without a word and driving to the gas station across the street. My wife was a bit confused.

They had Golden Corral up there for a brief time, but they had a bunch of health violations and then they all closed down. They had a chocolate fountain and once while eating there I saw a kid repeatedly dipping his finger in and licking off the chocolate. I'm glad I never partook.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

sometimes it happens to me but i don't know what causes it.

i am all happy and driving and suddenly gurgle gurgle, and stomach cramps on lower stomach area. ruh roh, floor it and hope i get home in time. other wise, for sure i am looking at gas stations, fast food, porta potties, anything, ha ha ha. serious emergencies on cross state trips have caused brush and tall grass to be used for cover. luckily i keep a packet of baby wipes in the center console.

Ive never shit on the side of the road. I dont think i could do it lol.

 

[superj]

the army and working construction made me able to take a dump anywhere

 

[Curious Hound]

Ive never shit on the side of the road. I dont think i could do it lol.

Now that you have publicly said that....


Good luck.


I had an emergency at the junk yard the other day. They had moved the porta-jons and I couldn't find them. Watch where you step. That ain't mud from an old 4x4 truck.

 

[sgtsandman]

Ive never shit on the side of the road. I dont think i could do it lol.

I haven’t had to do it yet but I do keep a roll of toilet paper and a package of military bath wipes in the truck.

 

[bilbo]

the army and working construction made me able to take a dump anywhere

Hunting has made me be able to to take a dump anywhere. Real excitement is when you're at critical mass after a steady diet of gas station food and coffee, and you still need to remove seven layers of clothing before the gates open or you'll have one hell of a mess.

 

[Ramcharger90]

Ive never shit on the side of the road. I dont think i could do it lol.

I remember a time on the side of I-70 years ago in the middle of nowhere between Frederick and Hagerstown MD. And all the paper towels blowing up the hill back up to the road. Nothing like dropping a deuce in the glow of the moon and flash of the 4 ways on the side of your trailer on a cold November night.....

Also that rime in December up by Ashland Pa dumping while holding onto a tree.... and that other time I was sitting on a gaurd rail in-between the cab and trailer and realized it was an overpass I was going off the side of.... I thought that it was just a steam down below... nope it was a bridge....

 

[Snoranger]

I remember a time on the side of I-70 years ago in the middle of nowhere between Frederick and Hagerstown MD. And all the paper towels blowing up the hill back up to the road. Nothing like dropping a deuce in the glow of the moon and flash of the 4 ways on the side of your trailer on a cold November night.....

Also that rime in December up by Ashland Pa dumping while holding onto a tree.... and that other time I was sitting on a gaurd rail in-between the cab and trailer and realized it was an overpass I was going off the side of.... I thought that it was just a steam down below... nope it was a bridge....

Ashland? Isn’t that just south of Centralia? One more steaming pile of sh!t around there is not big deal.

 

[Curious Hound]

Ashland? Isn’t that just south of Centralia? One more steaming pile of sh!t around there is not big deal.

He added fuel to the fire.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Sushi to poop.

Impressive drift on this one, fellas.