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I'm Making an ultimate list of "You Know You Drive A Lifted Truck When..." I came up with a couple but i was wondering if you guys would contribute so the ultimate list can be made. This should be fun! 
You Know You Drive A Lifted Bronco II When...
~ You consider making a custom spare tire carrier because you can no longer reach the lever to release it without a ladder.
You Know You Drive A Lifted Ranger When...
~ You can look straight across to Super Duty drivers at intersections.
~ You get offended when people call you Ranger a 'compact'.
~ You get the 'I wanna f*** you' look from the hot ass blonde/brunette driving the lifted powerstroke that's TALLER than you.
~ Someone passes you in the opposite direction and they thought you were in a lifted F150.
~ You have to convince your boss it isn't a '98 F-150.
~ The guys in the rigs pigs don't cut you off as often.
~ You drive your girlfriend's Focus, and wreck the front bumper because you're so used to just driving over the curbstops.
~ You score a free set of tires off a Cherokee that filled the wheelwells nicely on it and look ridiculously tiny on your truck.
~ Your truck makes people reconsider IFS.
~ You can drop the tranny for the dreaded ticking time bomb slave cylinder replacement while just sitting on your butt with the truck on it's tires.
~ You park it in a parking lot and come out of the store to find "hardcore" jeep guys looking your truck over.
~ You can disassemble and remove the entire front axle in under 1 hour with basic tools.
~ You have multiple sets of spare axleshafts lying around, just in case.
~ You're at a stop light you can see your FORD logo reflected on the car infront 's rear window.
~ You just got a new girlfriend and you have been single your whole life.
~ Girls see rangers and get an devious grin on their face cuz they had a good time in yours...
~ You need to lift up the 5 gallon pail you are using to change your oil with to keep the wind from blowing it all over the tire/ground....
~ You can't rotate your tires because your buddy(who has an f150) jack isnt tall enough.
You Know You Drive A Lifted Truck When...
~ You can no longer reach the ATM.
~ You need a ladder to fuel up or the nozzle doesn't reach.
~ You drive forward out of your parking spot over the parking block and forget it was even there.
~ Neons disappear within 10' of your front end.
~ Fat chicks can't jump in.
~ You walk up to your truck with someone they always ask if you have a grab handle.
~ Yao Ming needs a step ladder.
~ Your girlfriend/wife/lover/significant other has the lower body strength of a sumo wrestler.
~ You find your parking tickets stuck inside your rocker panel.
~ You're always in your truck because you're scared to jump out and break your ankle.
~ You borrow a friends car because your lifted truck broke again, and go to the drive-through, have have to look and reach up...you don't know what the hell to do!
~ You get your front and rear bumper hung up on each side of an 8 foot ditch.
~ Your arms aren't the only things that see flex.
~ You have to stand on the tires to wash the windshield at a gas station.
~ You back into the car behind you because you could not even see the roof.
~ You no longer need a creeper to get under the vehicle because you can casually sit under it.
~ You need alot of concrete blocks under the jack stands to get them to reach the vehicle.
~ You dont need a ladder to clean your gutters because you can just stand on the bed of the truck. ( also works with trimming trees)
~ You can see your truck 4 feet above everyone else in a parking lot.
~ You have to start dating women at least 6ft so they can enter your vehicle
~ The pimple-faced ricer driver has to open his sunroof to flip you off. Your wife says "NO" before you ask, and you do it anyway.
~ You can sit under it comfortably to replace the starter.
~ Your floor jack no longer is tall enough to lift the axle.
~ 6-ton jackstands don't reach the frame when the truck is on the ground.
~ Your significant other has insisted you put some sort of step on the truck so it's easier for them to get in.
~ Your friend looked at you when you got done lifting it the last time and said "I'm not riding with you in that!"
~ You have to stand on a bumper or tire to check your oil.
~ You plan your custom front bumper with that in mind... ^^
~ You can't use the drive through because your truck cant clear the height clearance bar.
~ A hi-lift jack is to short to jack it up.
~ You cant reach the door handles to open the doors.
~ Your tires are taller than your 4 year old!
~ You're looking at new houses and your decision is based off whether the garage door is big enough for your truck to fit through.
~ You walk around the back of the truck at night and instead of hitting your shins on the hitch receiver you hit your stomach.
~ You can stick your whole head in your wheelwell to look at the axle and have room to use a torque wrench on your u-bolts at the same time.
~ You go pick up your drunk buddy from the bar after he calls you for a ride and then falls out of the truck and breaks his arm.
~ You cruise around looking to pick up a girl and you actually have to pick her up to put her in your truck.
~ You can easily view down the cleavage from your drivers side window.
~ You have to turn around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
~ Valet parking is the only option cause parking garages just wont work
~ You're driving and the compacts get out of your way with scared faces on the rearview mirror from the drivers/passengers.
~ You can talk face to face with a semi truck driver at a red light.
~ You need to let the air out of the tires just to reach the spare tire when a step ladder is not available.
~ You pull into the automatic carwash, and the swing arm just sits there and bangs against your truck side because it can't swing over the top of it...
~ A cop pulls you over for speeding and you don't mind getting the ticket because you had to open the door, reach down to get it.
~ You have to use the semi-trucker lane at McDonalds because you can't see the speaker to tell your order.
~ You are pulled up behind a car and there are 4 headlight reflections on the bumper and only 2 are yours.
~ Your tires are custom made in the same shop as the ones for a Caterpillar 797 dump truck.
~ Someone with baggy pants trys to jump in and they tear the seat out of them.
~ You can sit indian-style under your truck to change the oil, without jacking it up.
~ You wear out the edge of your seat cover and bust a spring in the seat from doing the "jump in".
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You Know You Drive A Lifted Bronco II When...
~ You consider making a custom spare tire carrier because you can no longer reach the lever to release it without a ladder.
You Know You Drive A Lifted Ranger When...
~ You can look straight across to Super Duty drivers at intersections.
~ You get offended when people call you Ranger a 'compact'.
~ You get the 'I wanna f*** you' look from the hot ass blonde/brunette driving the lifted powerstroke that's TALLER than you.
~ Someone passes you in the opposite direction and they thought you were in a lifted F150.
~ You have to convince your boss it isn't a '98 F-150.
~ The guys in the rigs pigs don't cut you off as often.
~ You drive your girlfriend's Focus, and wreck the front bumper because you're so used to just driving over the curbstops.
~ You score a free set of tires off a Cherokee that filled the wheelwells nicely on it and look ridiculously tiny on your truck.
~ Your truck makes people reconsider IFS.
~ You can drop the tranny for the dreaded ticking time bomb slave cylinder replacement while just sitting on your butt with the truck on it's tires.
~ You park it in a parking lot and come out of the store to find "hardcore" jeep guys looking your truck over.
~ You can disassemble and remove the entire front axle in under 1 hour with basic tools.
~ You have multiple sets of spare axleshafts lying around, just in case.
~ You're at a stop light you can see your FORD logo reflected on the car infront 's rear window.
~ You just got a new girlfriend and you have been single your whole life.
~ Girls see rangers and get an devious grin on their face cuz they had a good time in yours...
~ You need to lift up the 5 gallon pail you are using to change your oil with to keep the wind from blowing it all over the tire/ground....
~ You can't rotate your tires because your buddy(who has an f150) jack isnt tall enough.
You Know You Drive A Lifted Truck When...
~ You can no longer reach the ATM.
~ You need a ladder to fuel up or the nozzle doesn't reach.
~ You drive forward out of your parking spot over the parking block and forget it was even there.
~ Neons disappear within 10' of your front end.
~ Fat chicks can't jump in.
~ You walk up to your truck with someone they always ask if you have a grab handle.
~ Yao Ming needs a step ladder.
~ Your girlfriend/wife/lover/significant other has the lower body strength of a sumo wrestler.
~ You find your parking tickets stuck inside your rocker panel.
~ You're always in your truck because you're scared to jump out and break your ankle.
~ You borrow a friends car because your lifted truck broke again, and go to the drive-through, have have to look and reach up...you don't know what the hell to do!
~ You get your front and rear bumper hung up on each side of an 8 foot ditch.
~ Your arms aren't the only things that see flex.
~ You have to stand on the tires to wash the windshield at a gas station.
~ You back into the car behind you because you could not even see the roof.
~ You no longer need a creeper to get under the vehicle because you can casually sit under it.
~ You need alot of concrete blocks under the jack stands to get them to reach the vehicle.
~ You dont need a ladder to clean your gutters because you can just stand on the bed of the truck. ( also works with trimming trees)
~ You can see your truck 4 feet above everyone else in a parking lot.
~ You have to start dating women at least 6ft so they can enter your vehicle
~ The pimple-faced ricer driver has to open his sunroof to flip you off. Your wife says "NO" before you ask, and you do it anyway.
~ You can sit under it comfortably to replace the starter.
~ Your floor jack no longer is tall enough to lift the axle.
~ 6-ton jackstands don't reach the frame when the truck is on the ground.
~ Your significant other has insisted you put some sort of step on the truck so it's easier for them to get in.
~ Your friend looked at you when you got done lifting it the last time and said "I'm not riding with you in that!"
~ You have to stand on a bumper or tire to check your oil.
~ You plan your custom front bumper with that in mind... ^^
~ You can't use the drive through because your truck cant clear the height clearance bar.
~ A hi-lift jack is to short to jack it up.
~ You cant reach the door handles to open the doors.
~ Your tires are taller than your 4 year old!
~ You're looking at new houses and your decision is based off whether the garage door is big enough for your truck to fit through.
~ You walk around the back of the truck at night and instead of hitting your shins on the hitch receiver you hit your stomach.
~ You can stick your whole head in your wheelwell to look at the axle and have room to use a torque wrench on your u-bolts at the same time.
~ You go pick up your drunk buddy from the bar after he calls you for a ride and then falls out of the truck and breaks his arm.
~ You cruise around looking to pick up a girl and you actually have to pick her up to put her in your truck.
~ You can easily view down the cleavage from your drivers side window.
~ You have to turn around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
~ Valet parking is the only option cause parking garages just wont work
~ You're driving and the compacts get out of your way with scared faces on the rearview mirror from the drivers/passengers.
~ You can talk face to face with a semi truck driver at a red light.
~ You need to let the air out of the tires just to reach the spare tire when a step ladder is not available.
~ You pull into the automatic carwash, and the swing arm just sits there and bangs against your truck side because it can't swing over the top of it...
~ A cop pulls you over for speeding and you don't mind getting the ticket because you had to open the door, reach down to get it.
~ You have to use the semi-trucker lane at McDonalds because you can't see the speaker to tell your order.
~ You are pulled up behind a car and there are 4 headlight reflections on the bumper and only 2 are yours.
~ Your tires are custom made in the same shop as the ones for a Caterpillar 797 dump truck.
~ Someone with baggy pants trys to jump in and they tear the seat out of them.
~ You can sit indian-style under your truck to change the oil, without jacking it up.
~ You wear out the edge of your seat cover and bust a spring in the seat from doing the "jump in".
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