Welcome Visitor! Please take a few seconds and 
lil_Blue_Ford
Cut & Weld
TRS Forum Moderator
TRS 20th Anniversary
TRS Event Participant
TRS 25th Anniversary
- Joined
- Aug 6, 2007
- Messages
- 10,887
- City
- Butler
- State - Country
- PA - USA
- Vehicle Year
- 2000
- Vehicle
- Ford Ranger
- Engine
- 5.0
- Transmission
- Automatic
- Total Drop
- 4”
Below is a list of construction definitions....
Contractor - A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut, or deal.
Bid Opening - A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
Bid - A wild-a$$ guess carried out to two decimal places.
Low Bidder - A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
Engineer's Estimate - The cost of construction in heaven.
Project Manager - The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
Critical Path Method - A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
OSHA - A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs, and baloney -- usually applied at random with a shotgun.
Strike - An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.
Delayed Payment - A tourniquet applied at the pockets.
Completion Date - The point at which liquidated damages begin.
Liquidated Damages - A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.
Auditor - People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.
Lawyer - People who go in after the auditors and strip the bodies.
Contractor - A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut, or deal.
Bid Opening - A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
Bid - A wild-a$$ guess carried out to two decimal places.
Low Bidder - A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
Engineer's Estimate - The cost of construction in heaven.
Project Manager - The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
Critical Path Method - A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
OSHA - A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs, and baloney -- usually applied at random with a shotgun.
Strike - An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.
Delayed Payment - A tourniquet applied at the pockets.
Completion Date - The point at which liquidated damages begin.
Liquidated Damages - A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.
Auditor - People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.
Lawyer - People who go in after the auditors and strip the bodies.
