Coincidences.......

[Snoranger]

You already know what my garage is guarded by.

Yeah... lies and imagination.

 

[Ranger850]

Yeah... lies and imagination.

It's a 50/50 chance that he's telling the truth.

 

[Snoranger]

It's a 50/50 chance that he's telling the truth.

I gave 2 choices. It’s either lies OR imagination... there’s the 50/50.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

He'll never be able to throw a piano that far, even with a trebuchet. And, even if he could, he doesn't have a trebuchet, I stole it and locked it in my garage. It's protected by the following:
1) 30,000,000,000,000,000 volts of electricity
2) A 150 pound Rottweiler named Jesus (and
3) A 2,000 pound bull named bossy (don't mess with him, he's mean!)
4) A 90 pound Pitbull named Boss
5) My neighbour (he's a trained sniper)
6) A crocodile infested moat that is 100 feet deep and 100 feet wide (don't bother, they eat boats).
7) 30,000,000,000 tonnes of explosives.

I would strongly advise against trying to get the trebuchet out of my garage. Oh, by the way, the moat is NOT filled with water. It's filled with Hydrochloric Acid. The crocodiles are impervious to it.

No.

I have a trebuchet.

I'll post pics next time I'm in dads barn.

 

[1990RangerinSK]

No.

I have a trebuchet.

I'll post pics next time I'm in dads barn.

Not any more. It's in my garage. And you already know what my security system consists of.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Not any more. It's in my garage. And you already know what my security system consists of.

A web of lies?

 

[1990RangerinSK]

A web of lies?

Nope. The security system is itemized up the thread a few posts.

 

[Dirtman]

 

[Curious Hound]

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This isn’t the “what i had for dinner” thread. And one if those looks like it has a fingernail on the end.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Nope. The security system is itemized up the thread a few posts.

Pics or it didnt happen.


So as of right now, this is the only photo of your security system:

 

[Ranger850]

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Reminds me of this