Chuck Norris Facts

[TheTopher]

Chuck Norris vs a ball joint.

 

[robertc1024]

RSH - Stay AWAY

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

hey thats private!!

 

[robertc1024]

Topher is posting pics of your undersides.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

bad thoper!

 

[TheTopher]

bad thoper!

RSH, you should be proud! Those undersides have been touched by the most awesome of awesome forces: Chuck Norris.

 

[robertc1024]

I was slightly afraid that RSH would be pissed. Sometimes you never know over e-mails/internet.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

RSH, you should be proud! Those undersides have been touched by the most awesome of awesome forces: Chuck Norris.

I was slightly afraid that RSH would be pissed. Sometimes you never know over e-mails/internet.

im starting to not like u guys.
ima tell chuck to pay a visit to both of u
hes omnipresent too.

 

[robertc1024]

Omniscient also. He knows what you're going to do before you do it.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

yeah he knows ur gonna stratch your butt even before u think about it. hell he puts the command in your head.

 

[robertc1024]

OMG - I about fell out of my chair.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

OMG - I about fell out of my chair.

he did that. he stopped cuz he knows ur an old fart and ull end with a broken hip.


hes thinking about me thinking that i need to take a dump.

 

[robertc1024]

Maybe - Maybe - I could still whip your ass in a marathon though - maybe. This is getting close to a chat session.

 

[hoosier1104]

When Steve Siegal kills a ninja, he just takes the hide; however, when Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he use every part.

 

[r1hatman]

The world will end when Chuck Norris gets so mad he spontaneously explodes!