Chuck Norris Facts

[bmonee5]

Chuck norris will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

They once made a chuck norris toilet paper, there was only 1 problem, it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

 

[bmonee5]

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

 

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[CrustyRanger]

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

 

[jdm_farmboy]

Jimmy may have cracked corn, but Chuck Norris cracked Jimmy, and he was never seen again.

 

[mp3deviant721]

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power Australia for 44 minutes.

 

[Colin]

Chuck Norris once went into a Burger King and asked for a Big Mac. When they refused, he roundhouse kicked the restaraunt so hard that it became a Wendy's.

 

[88_Eddie]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[CrustyRanger]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

[Spitfire1975]

Chuck Norris is such a stud, Chickens choke their chuck.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves

 

[TheTopher]

Chuck Norris doesn't take you to court. The court takes you to Chuck Norris.

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Just one of Chuck Norris' sperm can take out a pack of great white sharks and still knock up ten women.

 

[mp3deviant721]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry.

 

[Scotty J.]

Chuck Norris is such a stud, Chickens choke their chuck.

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