Chuck Norris Facts

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

chuck norris is my homeboy


chuck norris only has 2 speeds, walk and kill

 

[mn_smokeater]

Chuck Norris is helpless to prevent me from moving this thread to entertainment where it belongs

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AllanD or another mod should consolidate all these threads into one super thread

 

[straycat]

One more thing...the Chuckster can spit out more then he or anybody else can chew!!! lol


Straycat

 

[Hopman]

Diamond is the second-hardest substance. The Toughest is Chuck Norris's ab's.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

some people ask for a kleenex when they sneeze, chuck norris asks for a body bag.

chuck norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks

 

[red93terror]

chuck norris let the dogs out

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

macguyver can build a plane out of chewing gum and paper clips, but chuck norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it.

 

[bcost882]

Chuck norris doesn't swim, he beats the sh*t outta the water till it takes him where he wants to go.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

when chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push his body up, he pushes the earth down

 

[Scotty J.]

When Chuck Norris wants a Turbo Charger, he just exhales into the tube!

 

[r1hatman]

When Chuck Norris wants a Turbo Charger, he just exhales into the tube!

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

lmao at nunchucks

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

Chuck Norris.














That's all.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

chuck norris got the nurse pregnat while he was born

 

[rangerdude91]

kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right leg

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