Canada

[Roadkill]

But what do you snuggle up with to keep you warm at night?

That would be the wildlife. Could be a chick, could be a bear. Depends on how drunk you get.

 

[Nater]

IM german i drink my beer dark and full of alcohol and i know more than a few places to see a stripped stripper

Yeah ..... no. You ever heard about y'all fellow 'Mericans jokin' about us all up here in Canerda about us all linvin' in igloos and such?

Not a joke.

Maybe do a search on things like "long johns" and "touque" to get ya started on what it takes to be Canadian.

Oh, and if you're a beer drinker get ready to be poluted often. We actually have alcohol in our beer, not like that piss water stuff y'all drink down there.

Also, the strippers up here actually take off ALL of their clothes. You know, because they're strippers, not toplessers.

Nothing....and I mean nothing beats a nice german beer....oh....and not only do we have strippers, but we have the red light districts!

 

[TheBeast]

You could always move to the swamps of savannah or charleston where I'm at. Instead of going up you go down, and the weather is 110 degrees and 100% humidity. I have a few canadian friends that come down here from places covered in snow and tell us that our 40 degrees is colder then there 10. Probably due to it always being so humid. You can't spray paint something here without it fogging up lol. I considered and still do, moving northwest. But I figure I'll just move to the north west corner of SC. Can't beat one of the last true free states around.

 

[Great_Big_Abyss]

Nothing....and I mean nothing beats a nice german beer....

Go to an English pub, try one of their stouts, and THEN we'll talk!!!

- And yes, I'm half brit, lived in England for half my life, so I HAVE had a beer in a real pub.