Baby for Beers

[robertc1024]

From the NY Post:

Police in Chicopee, Mass., said a man faces a child endangerment charge after allegedly offering to swap his three-month-old daughter for two 40-ounce beers, myFOXboston.com reported Tuesday.

Police said 24-year-old Matthew Brace, of Northampton, Mass., made the offer to a maintenance man outside a gas station convenience store Monday.

The maintenance man called police, who then said they found Brace hiding with the girl behind a trash container.

State child welfare officials took the baby into custody.

Police said Brace was not arrested but will be summoned to court to face a charge of reckless endangerment of a child.

The child's mom was in the store at the time buying cigarettes. She was not charged.

 

[bcost882]

that would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic

 

[robertc1024]

Agreed - but TRS doesn't have a 'Tragic' forum.

 

[88_Eddie]

From the NY Post:

Police in Chicopee, Mass., said a man faces a child endangerment charge after allegedly offering to swap his three-month-old daughter for two 40-ounce beers, myFOXboston.com reported Tuesday.

Police said 24-year-old Matthew Brace, of Northampton, Mass., made the offer to a maintenance man outside a gas station convenience store Monday.

The maintenance man called police, who then said they found Brace hiding with the girl behind a trash container.

State child welfare officials took the baby into custody.

Police said Brace was not arrested but will be summoned to court to face a charge of reckless endangerment of a child.

The child's mom was in the store at the time buying cigarettes. She was not charged.

that guy is obviously retarded, a baby is worth way more than two 40's

i think that this story supports my case, if your IQ is below a certain number, you should not be allowed to procreate.....with anything

 

[Spitfire1975]

Yeah.....that kid has a chance.

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

I thought the going price for babies in MA was a six-pack?

 

[robertc1024]

I just like the part where he's trying to trade the baby, and mom's inside buying smokes. SNL could do a great skit with this material.

 

[Mark_88]

I thought the going price for babies in MA was a six-pack?

I thought it was based on how much they weigh...and if their heads make a thud sound when you check to see if they're ripe...

 

[dp88]

In TN I can get at least a quart of moonshine for a baby. I would hate to live there.

 

[88_Eddie]

SNL could do a great skit with this material.

SNL hasnt done anything great in a long time, but they could attempt

 

[robertc1024]

Agreed - Just a random thought.

 

[Twisted4x4]

SNL hasnt done anything great in a long time, but they could attempt

I have to disagree, the episode they recently did with Betty White was great!!! 88 years old and still has a hilarious wit about her.

 

[Chance]

I still can't figure out why someone would want to buy a baby... I try to stay away from getting those lil bastards.

Maybe I was raised differently or something

 

[88_Eddie]

I have to disagree, the episode they recently did with Betty White was great!!! 88 years old and still has a hilarious wit about her.

yes, betty white was funny, SNL was poop......the last good thing was dick in a box

 

[robertc1024]

Betty White's Muffin