B-O-R-E-D

[Maritime Drag Racing]

It's now the end of July and I should have already been to three different tracks for five events, two points meets, five Gamblers races, two Test and Tunes and two outdoor car shows. Instead of that the truck is still on jackstands in the garage since the middle of last September and my wife is working me like a Clydesdale around home. I just want to race........I'll wear a mask, I'll stay inside my pit spot, I'll drench myself in hand sanitizer - whatever it takes to even just do a Test and Tune session.

 

[Grumpaw]

You are not alone...all shows, cruise-ins in my area/state have been cancelled. The usual county fairs have been cancelled.
Was caught up on honey-doo's weeks ago, and all vehicles (4) maintained to the max and detailed.
Can't visit kids or grand kids, can't have friends over for cookouts. All our longer planned camping/touring trips cancelled..you guys in Canada won't even let us in (don't blame you) so trip to maritime provinces was cancelled...
Only taking short 3-4 day trips .
You are not alone.....

 

[adsm08]

I'd rather be stroked than bored.

 

[Uncle Gump]

I'd rather be stroked than bored.

Blown would work also...

@Maritime Drag Racing ... just go sit in it and make race truck noises with your eyes closed. Looks like there is not much hope for this to get back to normal soon.

 

[pjtoledo]

a good 'ol twin screw sounds about right for the times




Internet had pics of the boats with tourists at Niagara Falls. U.S. boat was at 50% all of them clustered together. the Canadian boat had .......7 yep only 7 were allowed
on the same size Canadian boat.

 

[Ranger850]

I'd rather be stroked than bored.

I wouldn't mind a blueprint & balance right now.

 

[1990RangerinSK]

It's now the end of July and I should have already been to three different tracks for five events, two points meets, five Gamblers races, two Test and Tunes and two outdoor car shows. Instead of that the truck is still on jackstands in the garage since the middle of last September and my wife is working me like a Clydesdale around home. I just want to race........I'll wear a mask, I'll stay inside my pit spot, I'll drench myself in hand sanitizer - whatever it takes to even just do a Test and Tune session.

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I nominate you for chairman of the bored.

 

[1990RangerinSK]

I'd rather be stroked than bored.

TMI

 

[1990RangerinSK]

Blown would work also...

Also TMI.

 

[Curious Hound]

I wouldn't mind a blueprint & balance right now.

 

[Curious Hound]

The schedule looks spotty here. I know a friend who got a test and tune session about 2 weeks ago. Looks like it was closed this past weekend but might be open this week. Not a great outlook.

If you leave today, you could be here by the weekend.

 

[G8orFord]

It's a bit of a drive for you @Maritime Drag Racing, but we're racing down here.
https://raceecd.com/

 

[Snoranger]

My local drag strip closed both the 1/4 mile and 1/8 mile tracks... They kept the drift track, the shifter cart track, and the 3 motocross tracks.

 

[Ranger850]

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I thought we were just naming random things done to engines.

 

[Curious Hound]

I thought we were just naming random things done to engines.

I had noticed some double entendres and sexual inuendos but couldn’t figure out the hidden meaning behind blueprinting and balancing.