Attempted Vehicular Suicide!

[doorgunner]

Loo-z-anna drivers! I was taking my wiff.....wife out to eat last nite for V-day when some CLOWN on a sidestreetforgot to stop until he was in our lane.

Good news is'\......the brakes on her 12,000 pound SUV work real good...we missed the fool by one foot....

other good news is...my meds still were in effect from this morning--I stopped my vehicle, but did not get out & kick the drivers door glass in...

the other good news was that I don't carry a weapon in my vehicles...just cause I live i Loo-z-anna....

Rant over.

 

[mn_smokeater]

Holy Crap DG glad you and the Mrs are ok!

 

[straycat]

Glad nobody got hurt. Man!! That happened to me and the wife Monday afternoon. I picked her up after school and we were in my Rogue heading back to main strip and this old geezer pulls out in front of us from a strip mall driveway as I was about 25 feet from him He never looked at us!! I was honking the the horn and he still never even looked at us. I had to lock up the brakes to keep from hitting him. Idiot people. He must have been deaf and really stupid!!!!!

 

[doorgunner]

Glad nobody got hurt. Man!! That happened to me and the wife Monday afternoon. I picked her up after school and we were in my Rogue heading back to main strip and this old geezer pulls out in front of us from a strip mall driveway as I was about 25 feet from him He never looked at us!! I was honking the the horn and he still never even looked at us. I had to lock up the brakes to keep from hitting him. Idiot people. He must have been deaf and really stupid!!!!!

Stray_...I know what you mean...this YOUNG PUNK nearly got himself deaded, & me and my wife a free meal at the Emergency Room Candy Machine

As for the old fool who pulled in front of you...he was probably born in............................LOO-Z-ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bruker]

You have a 12,000# SUV?

 

[det107]

As for the young/old fool who pulled in front of you...he was probably born in............................LOO-Z-ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have our fair share in New York state too (trust me Pops, bad drivers are everywhere)-

 

[shane96ranger]

Glad you're OK doorgunner. We've got the worlds worst drivers right here in Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu Taw.

I deal with THIS every cotton pickin' day:

 

[killj0y]

Glad you're OK doorgunner. We've got the worlds worst drivers right here in Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu Taw.

I deal with THIS every cotton pickin' day:

rofl no way south texas has some bad drivers, especially the mexican nationals man they drive like in mexico where there are no lanes or speed limits....its nuts. I had the exact same thing happen to me like 3 weeks ago, first thing in the morning just missed by a foot or two...

 

[doorgunner]

to the above video................









C'mon fellas...I KNOW there's more of you out there that somebody tried to kill this week!!!!

 

[straycat]

Stray_...I know what you mean...this YOUNG PUNK nearly got himself deaded, & me and my wife a free meal at the Emergency Room Candy Machine

As for the old fool who pulled in front of you...he was probably born in............................LOO-Z-ANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haaaaaaahhhhhaaa....good one, Bro!!! lol

 

[robertc1024]

It's everywhere, but sometimes the government helps. San Marcos extended the road at my work in front of a new strip mall. All 5 or so of the exits have stop signs, two are 4 way. The idiot in the city didn't put "Oncoming traffic does not stop" or "4-way" signs under any of the stop signs. I've almost gotten plowed there at least 6 times because the idiot drivers exiting the mall think I'm going to stop at an intersection with no stop sign on the main road.

 

[Sunk]

My GF were nearly run off the road twice when we drove up to Seattle at in December. On the way up, somewhere in Oregon, a guy in an Outback just starts moving over, no turn signal, nothing. I'm in the process of passing him, so I'm in his blind spot, which he doesn't check. He at least swerved hard the other way when he heard the horn and found out it was coming from about two feet to his left.

On the way down, just North of the CA border some lady does the same exact thing, only in the opposite direction, and she doesn't swerve. She just kept moving right over. Dumb bitch put me almost completely on the shoulder.

And the drivers here? Well they're enough to make a nice, young, sweet, caring girl (my GF) admit that she hates people on nearly a daily basis. I'm so proud of her.

 

[MrE_Powers]

glad you are ok dg and that yu let the other people live....

 

[doorgunner]

glad you are ok dg and that yu let the other people live....

thanks fellas....I rarely use my truck horn(airhorn)....my wife gets mad when some clown does something stupied & I DON;T honk at 'em!

BUT....again yesterday I got to use my horn....and it was FUN!

Some broad coming toward us starts s-l-o-w-l-y drifting into our oncoming lane...

SO...i give her the benefit of the doubt....she'll look up from her IPhone.....

WRONG!

AS(S) her car approaches closer...she drifts into MY LANE with her tires over the centerline...

Now I'm a nice person...but IT IS MY LANE!!!!


So....she still hasn't looked up from her IPhone.....

So....I start drif-f-f-f-f-ting toward her lane........


THEN i HIT MY AIRHORNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....


Not only was she surprized....but she IMMEDIATELY gave me back my side of the road.....that was nice of her.

 

[rockin86ranger]

To the video above, that what heavy duty bumpers are for. Let the dipshit wonder into you huge bumper and wave as she spins across the median/into a wall. Natural selection don't mess with it.