6 truths in live

[Capt Jay]

Life Truths:
1) You can't stick your tongue out & look up at the same time, it's a physical impossibility.
2) All idiots after reading number 1, tried it.
3) You discover number 1 is a lie.
4) You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5) You will soon copy & paste this to catch other idiots.
6) There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize, but I'm an idiot and I need company...

 

[dasfinc]

6 truths in LIFE I think is what you mean.

Did you know it's physically impossible to lick your elbow?

 

[88_Eddie]

6 truths in LIFE I think is what you mean.

Did you know it's physically impossible to lick your elbow?

i bet gene simmons can do it

 

[straycat]

The only one truth that really counts is.... 'You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick'.


'Nuff said.

 

[adsm08]

I'm an idiot.

 

[shane96ranger]

The only one truth that really counts is.... 'You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick'.


'Nuff said.

That sounds similar to the "don't sweat petty things, and don't pet sweaty things" saying.

 

[doorgunner]

I'm an idiot.

I am proud to say that I am NOT an idiot....but the V.A. still won't accept the results of Capt. Jay's test.


ohhhh yea......annnd another thang....................



CAPT JAY......YOU'RE BACK !!!!!!!

 

[bttlscrs00x]

Did you know it's physically impossible to lick your elbow?

Speak for yourself

 

[zack93ranger]

I'm an idiot

 

[F150hybred]

OK, Yes, I'm an idiot... I tried #1. But on the lighter side... I may not be able to lick my elbow, but I can breath through my ears!

 

[Capt Jay]

I am proud to say that I am NOT an idiot....but the V.A. still won't accept the results of Capt. Jay's test.


ohhhh yea......annnd another thang....................



CAPT JAY......YOU'RE BACK !!!!!!!

Just poaching on occasion.

I also know your not an idiot................just clinically insane, errrr..........not in touch with know reality.
STILL NOT BACK, JUST CHECKING IN.

 

[GoodOld85BlueBalls]

Speak for yourself

Come on then and Prove it!

I got 20 points of rep waitin for ya! LOL!

 

[GoodOld85BlueBalls]

and to the OP. You made me fall for it. I'm an Idiot.

 

[SHADY]

got me.

 

[Capt Jay]

Come on then and Prove it!

I got 20 points of rep waitin for ya! LOL!

and to the OP. You made me fall for it. I'm an Idiot.

Where's my 20 point of rep?