Reminds me of an old joke (and a song we used to sing)...
Billy comes running in and asks his mother if he can have a spoon.
His mother says "No".
Billy starts crying.
His mother asks "Why is it so important to have a spoon"
Billy says "Bobby just barfed and Johnny's getting all the big pieces"...
The song was
Great big gobs of gishy gushy golpher guts...don't remember the rest of it...
and
Picture of cowboy, all dressed in red, fell off his saddle, smash on his head...blood on the saddle, blood on the ground, great big globs of blood all around...
Oh, and the world will end some time in the future...not in the past...