Chuck Norris Facts

[Scotty J.]

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

 

[Original_Ranger84]

A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually infact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris IS the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[hoosier1104]

Chuck Norris mind is so sharp that he once wressled with a riddle and accidentally killed the answer.

 

[hoosier1104]

Once Chuck Norris was having sex in the back of a semi. A sperm got loose and we now know that semi as Optimus Prime.

 

[Hopman]

Colonel Sander got his secret recipe from Chuck Norris.

 

[superds]

Chuck Norris can make words rhyme with "orange", generally by threatening to round house kick them in the face.

 

[Spitfire1975]

Colonel Sander got his secret recipe from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Invented Colonel Angus.

 

[Hopman]

There is no chin behind Chuck Noris's beard, just another fist!

 

[COPPERHEAD85]

 

[superds]

Chuck Norris will be the only person to get a 2012 Ford Ranger in the United States. It will be a crew cab, turbo diesel, solid axle 4x4 with a six speed manual transmission.

 

[Scotty J.]

Chuck Norris will be the only person to get a 2012 Ford Ranger in the United States. It will be a crew cab, turbo diesel, solid axle 4x4 with a six speed manual transmission.

 

[Spitfire1975]

Chuck Norris does Christey Brinkley after EVERY info-mercial.

 

[superds]

Well, production is slated to end for the Ranger in 2011, meaning there won't be a 2012 model. However, Chuck Norris is so awesome they will build a truck just for him and it will have a build configuration that everyone seems to want but Ford won't offer here in the United States.

 

[Original_Ranger84]

Chuck Norris does Christey Brinkley after EVERY info-mercial.

Wrong.

Every woman he has sex with dies... COD... Unknown.

 

[Spitfire1975]

Wrong.

Every woman he has sex with dies... COD... Unknown.

Then how come Christey Brinkley keeps showing up in the info-mercials? Is she the walking dead? Cause if she is, I am sure Chuck Norris would still tap that.