What would jesus drive?

[exbass94]

Wasn't there a commercial or TV show or something showing Jesus driving a Toyota Yaris with all his apostles crammed in it?

 

[crbnunit]

Jesus would drive in a 1982 Dodge Caravan with 4 different colored body panels, several layers of primer, 4 bald tires and belching enough white smoke to kill mosquitos two counties over. When it ran off the highway between Laredo and Eagle Pass because it's one working headlight burned out, 18 of his immediate family, two dogs, three chickens and a goat would parish in the one vehicle rollover.

 

[B2 Addict]

Jesus would drive in a 1982 Dodge Caravan with 4 different colored body panels, several layers of primer, 4 bald tires and belching enough white smoke to kill mosquitos two counties over. When it ran off the highway between Laredo and Eagle Pass because it's one working headlight burned out, 18 of his immediate family, two dogs, three chickens and a goat would parish in the one vehicle rollover.

This is obviously Jesus (Hey-zoos)

 

[Southern_Trendkill]

I have to agree with the VW bus idea. I can totally see Jesus in his robes rockin the VW bus with a 12 volt fan instead of A/C. The important question, though, is what would Jesus be listening to on the radio?

 

[Milker]

i think he would drive a 1989 f-150 lariat, with rust all threw it and his apostles would say "good lord" and jesus would reply "running on faith baby"

 

[COPPERHEAD85]

I have to agree with the VW bus idea. I can totally see Jesus in his robes rockin the VW bus with a 12 volt fan instead of A/C. The important question, though, is what would Jesus be listening to on the radio?

Bob Segar.................Night Moves......

 

[88gt]

I have to agree with the VW bus idea. I can totally see Jesus in his robes rockin the VW bus with a 12 volt fan instead of A/C. The important question, though, is what would Jesus be listening to on the radio?

Sunny fm...easy listening jazz stuff

 

[a-5 freak]

I have to agree with the VW bus idea. I can totally see Jesus in his robes rockin the VW bus with a 12 volt fan instead of A/C. The important question, though, is what would Jesus be listening to on the radio?

Stairway to heaven... or lamb of god.

 

[skippy]

Jesus is just alright by the Doobie Brothers.

 

[ranger_mclaren]

Jesus would drive a 1982 Toyota Corolla with 15 of his family members packed in the back.

There was only 12 disciples.

 

[COPPERHEAD85]

Jesus is just alright by the Doobie Brothers.

And the WINNER!
Your a class act skippy!

 

[skippy]

And the WINNER!
Your a class act skippy!

 

[Southern_Trendkill]

Jesus is just alright by the Doobie Brothers.

See, I was thinking Lowrider by War.

 

[Jason]

There was only 12 disciples.

Oh, your talking about the character from the book, NOT the gardener?

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

See, I was thinking Lowrider by War.

great song