What would jesus drive?

[Angie]

smart 4 2 car.... jeesus driving and god in the passenger seat giving orders.....

 

[dhinch279]

actually Jesus would have driven a Honda Accord, after all the Bible does say "They traveled in one accord".

I know God drives a plymouth because the Bible says in Genesis "God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden in a Fury"

 

[Chris.S.]

He's a carpenter he'd be driving a F350 loaded with lumber and tools....

 

[Jason]

He's a carpenter he'd be driving a F350 loaded with lumber and tools....

Ahhh, but he's Jewish. No way he would drive that truck.

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

Are we talking about Jesus..( Gee-zus) or Jesus..(Hey-zoos)

whats the difference between the two??

 

[ccrunner1]

Jesus is just alright by the Doobie Brothers.

I saw them last night it was awesome

 

[yodaman1151]

smart 4 2 car.... jeesus driving and god in the passenger seat giving orders.....

this reminds me of something on family guy where God tells Jesus to get in the Escalade... maybe that answers it.

 

[Jason]

this reminds me of something on family guy where God tells Jesus to get in the Escalade... maybe that answers it.

LMFAO
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=839b10900e1c01d12c0530a8d0b10c0b&cid=vplayer

 

[constant_projecttruck]

A 91 nissan pulsar...with the headlights flipped up all the time.

 

[LittleBigFoot]

83 Caddy Coupe Devil on some gnarly big chrome 22s thumpin some Eazy E.

Remember, Jesus was black.

 

[rusty ol ranger]

He's a carpenter he'd be driving a F350 loaded with lumber and tools....

You beat me to it.

Most construction boys (atleast around here) runs Dodge 3500 Crew Cabs with Cummins in them though.

Maybe jesus drove a 1st gen ranger?

later,
Dustin

 

[crbnunit]

http://www.sitv.com/files/imagecache/LARGE/images
/Taco_Truck_Regulations_Politics.jpg

 

[Will]

Jesus would take public transport.

 

[doorgunner]

Just Great !!!!

Now I gotta re-read the Bible!!!!!!!!

 

[Mark_88]

You've all got it wrong...Jesus was not a carpenter...he was a CAR PAINTER...just one of those translation thingys that everyone get's confused by...

And since he died and has risen to heaven, then came back, he wouldn't need a car at all...he would be on the Doobie Brothers "Long Train Runnin'" on the second side of the album...er, CD...