The shed of miracles has a $2000 (1998 dollars) insulated steel 16 x 8 door on torsion springs. I didn’t pay that for it, some Rich guy bought it and didn’t like it, and I picked it up from the scratch and dent pile for about $800. It’s probably worth more than the whole rest of the building.
Well, it also weighs a ton. Since I saved the money on it, I replaced the opener with a half horsepower quality unit, and I have had to replace broken torsion springs twice. Well, about a year ago the left spring broke again, I bought one right away, but old crippled Rick with the bad arm just relief on pulling up on the door handle because I didn’t have the leg power to climb a ladder and change the spray.
That all changed today! Not really good news. Yesterday I noticed that the garage door opener was about to pull out the center of the top panel of that door. How often do you look up at the top of your garage door when it opens and closes?
Obviously, my priorities changed! So crippled Rick went up on down on the ladder about 100 times. I started by making an aluminum plate for the outside, and running some 5/16 bolts to the door opener bracket. I made the plate long enough so I could screw it through the meat of the panel on the top and on the bottom, and held that in place with quarter inch carriage bolts. I also had to put a couple carriage bolts through the center hinge to the next panel, since those hex screws were completely ripped out.
Then I spent the next few hours trying to get the old spring off. The outside hub with the square head holding bolts was so finely matched to that torsion tube, I couldn’t slide it off, even after sanding the tube down and grinding on it a little bit. I finally used the cutoff wheel to cut the last four or five links of the old spring, and then cut through the hub enough to crack it, and opened it up by driving a screwdriver in as a wedge. What a pain in the ass! I checked the inside diameter of the replacement spray, and it was a little larger, but I still honed it out a little bit.
All that only took about six hours in the 93+ heat. After a break, I went out and slid the new spring on, and put it all back together. I started at 10:30 this morning, and I finished up at 10:30 this night, with a couple hour long breaks to watch the red white and blue all over the TV.
But, SUCCESS, at 10:30 this evening, I checked it, and it does go up and down! Little yay!
But it only goes up and down about 4 inches. Boo.
I was so exhausted, I left everything at my feet wherever I was working on it. Tomorrow, I’m going to try to figure out why it only goes up and down about 4 inches, but that will probably end up being Monday or Tuesday. If it goes all the way up and down, that will lead to a big yay.
I don’t have a lot of time tomorrow because the cute little brunette and I are going to go around to a few of the 250 festivals and of course we’re going to see some fireworks. And then caffeine and octane on Sunday.
But just think about it, with everything that’s happened to me, and all the pain, exhausted from the heat and all the work, in a couple days, I’ll be back to where I was about 365 days ago!
Don’t get old, it sucks, but God bless America!