What CHEVY really stands for...

[harriw]

Ok, I lied - I actually only know a few FORD jokes off the top of my head (figured google would be cheating), but I figured this is a Ford forum and it would be bad taste to put "Ford jokes" in the subject line...

So, I'll start:

FORD - Found on Reservation Dump

FORD - Found on Roadside Dead

FORD - Fix or Repair Daily

Let's hear 'em! I know you guys have plenty of them (CHEVY, MOPAR, bring it on!)

 

[Mark_88]

Well, there was a forum on this exact topic...

But I have one...

FORD - Famous Orgasmic Rocket Delight

 

[chvlfrk]

Mostly Old Parts And Rust = MOPAR

Fukin Old Rebuilt Dodge = FORD
Fuk'd On Race Day
First On Race Day
Found On Russian Dump

Poor Old N**ger Thinks Its A Cadillac = PONTIAC

Great Mountain Climber = GMC

Those are what I can remember!

 

[baddis]

gmc got a mechanic coming
give me a chain

dodge drops oil drops grease everywhere

 

[parkrangerjeremy]

GMC- Gay Man Chevy
FORD- For Off Road Driving

 

[stockfornow]

just empty every pocket=jeep
u r a bus=subaru
fix it again tony=fiat

 

[TinyBear]

Ford= For Only Real Drivers

Kia= Killed In Action

Dodge= Dies On Day Guaranty Expires

 

[Redneckryder]

chevrolet=cracked head every valve rattled oil leaks every time

 

[smallfarm123@aol.com]

BMW - Big Mouth Wife / Brings More Women / Big Money Waste
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
GM - General Maintenance
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
PLYMOUTH - Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
the last one is my favorite

 

[Ozwynn]

Ford = F'ing owner's really dumb.

Forever ongoing research & Development (as some of our TTB guru's have proven)

 

[Nipplechops]

Dodge - Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

Cadillac - Carrying A Dead Italian Lying Lifelessly Amungst Cargo

Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket

I used to know one for Oldsmobile, but have forgotten it. Can't remember who said it to me either.

 

[maroon ranger]

FORD- Found On Rocks Dead
PONTIAC- Poor Old ****** Thinks It's A Catilac

 

[Plum Ranger XLT]

Monday Order Parts And Repair - MOPAR

 

[Kdawg532]

CHEVY- Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

 

[cr_the_machinist]

Jeep - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Chevrolet - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Dodge - Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Toyota - The One You Ought To Avoid
Subaru - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually