What CHEVY really stands for...

[Redneckryder]

those are great!!!! never heard any of them!

 

[human5]

Nissan - Now I'm Stuck, Send Another Nissan
Chevrolet - Car Harmless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Left-over Eighties Technology
Toyota - Take Off Your Over Sized Tires Asshole
Ford - First On Race Day
Honda - How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Kia - Killed In Assembly

 

[Potatoflinger]

Chevy - C*** Hasn't Entered V***** Yet.

 

[3literEarl91]

FIAT- Fix It Again Tony

 

[irishblessing]

i didnt hear these two
FORD -FINEST OFF ROAD DEVICE
FIRST ON RACE DAY

 

[rickcdewitt]

it really stands for louis chevrolet,the poor bastard that got voted right out of his luxury brand in favor of cadillac and then had his name pimped out as cheap crap-end history lesson

 

[oatmealman]

Ford-****er only runs downhill

 

[stockfornow]

buick= big ugly innocent child killer

 

[jmg8550]

Mopar-
Move over people are racing
Most often parked at races
My old piece ain't runnin

 

[doorgunner]

corny but true (just ask the guy who bought your last one when he passes you on the trail)
RANGER=RollinAndNeverGonna Enter Retirement

 

[letsgorace48@aol.com]

F- feeds

O- on

R- rocks

D- Daily

 

[IamMonsterMan]

I saw this on a bumper sticker website a couple years ago and made sure to memorize it

C/racked
H/eads
E/very
V/alve
R/attles
O/il
L/eaks
E/very
T/ime

 

[ozzy85]

Oldsmobile , or Olds... Old Ladies Driving Slow.
Pinto... Put In New Transmission Often.
...And if you run Ford backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

 

[Birdman09]

Ford-****er only runs downhill

dam, thats what i was gonna say. thats my all time favorite ford one. funny because of how many times me or my buddies had to pushstart our fords down hill.

 

[Funnyman141]

KIA- Keep It Away!, Kick It Again, killer Implosion Awaits

Lotus- Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

GEO- General Engineering Overlooked

MGB- Might Go Backwards, Most Gears Broken

Mustang- Motor Under Strain Transmisson Almost No Good

Hope You like them!