I've hit so many things....
Most unique was a horse. My Jeep had been wrecked through a front end collision with a sunfire, which is a story in itself. Basically, she ran a stop sign, swerved out of her lane to avoid hitting another sunfire (her 2nd mistake) and hit me head on going about 70 km/h. Jeep was fine, but got totalled due to high km and a bent steering component. Her sunfire... geez I though she was dead. Not a word of a lie, the front of the car no longer existed, and there was a muddy imprint from my tire on her windshield.
So back to the horse, my Jeep is gone and i'm driving my moms explorer, taking the gf home to her farm on night, and out of nowhere a stallion jumps out of the ditch! Cracked its head right where the windshield meets the roof on the drivers side, broke off the mirror and scratched the heck out of the paint. Its head left about a cantalope (is that spelled right?) size dent in the roof. I stop and get out, and the horse is stumbling around trying to stand up, not a clue what just happened. Drive the last mile to the farm to grab a gun and come back, the horse is gone! Turns out it was their neighbours horse, saw it in the yard, but the dirty bugger wouldn't admit it was his horse so I had to pay the insurance deductable myself. Man was mom mad... but as i was quick to point out, she was getting a new windshield and paintjob for my $700 ha ha. She didn't think that was nearly as funny as I thought it was though