!Warning! This could be the day:

[RustedRanger]

The guy who says the 21st is the day (Harold Camping) is a liar and false prophet,he has been wrong before and is wrong about this. He has also told people not to go to church and not take communion. Jesus said to do that until He returns....uh....He aint back yet. You know one reason man cannot know the day of Christ's return? Say He came to the U.S. on the 21st at 12 noon...it's already the 22nd on the other side of the world. Also....the world is NOT gonna end,the world system is gonna end. When the disciples asked Jesus when the "End of the world" would come it's a misinterpetation,it should say,"the end of the age." People also confuse the rapture with the return of Jesus,the rapture is not the return,it's the removal of His people to protect them from what's to come. He don't return and set foot on earth until the 7 years are over.

 

[doorgunner]

The guy who says the 21st is the day (Harold Camping) is a liar and false prophet,he has been wrong before and is wrong about this. He has also told people not to go to church and not take communion. Jesus said to do that until He returns....uh....He aint back yet. You know one reason man cannot know the day of Christ's return? Say He came to the U.S. on the 21st at 12 noon...it's already the 22nd on the other side of the world. Also....the world is NOT gonna end,the world system is gonna end. When the disciples asked Jesus when the "End of the world" would come it's a misinterpetation,it should say,"the end of the age." People also confuse the rapture with the return of Jesus,the rapture is not the return,it's the removal of His people to protect them from what's to come. He don't return and set foot on earth until the 7 years are over.

Now........that's some good info!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Viva*the*Ranger]

When the disciples asked Jesus when the "End of the world" would come it's a misinterpetation,it should say,"the end of the age."

Isn't "the end of the age" referring to the end of the Pisces age, and just changing to the age of Aquarius? Not the end of life, for humans, or the end of the world. Just changing ages in the zodiac world. It happens every 2150 years or so, and it was just a way for the ancients to track the wobble of the earth, as it rotates on it's axes. It was originally for agricultural use, tracking tides, seasons, and things like that.

The zodiac signs, ages, and stories are depicted/spoke about, throughout the bible, and in every other documented religion throughout history (many predating Christianity by thousands of years) The coming of a "new age", is by all means nothing new, and has happened many times over. Look...........We are still alive!

 

[dasfinc]

I have no idea whats going on in here...

So here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head:

 

[GoodOld85BlueBalls]

May 21st 2011 6PM: Judgement Day
The bible guarantees it.
To deny it would be to deny the bible.

That same date is on a billboard just down the street from my office. Its been there for about five months with the name of the church. I contcted them about two months ago and told them I was interested in joining their congregation. So I had them send me a welcome packet with an explanation about their prediction for the end of the earth.

When I received the packet it contained twelve monthly donation envelopes!!!

End of the world my ass!

 

[superdave1984]

The guy who says the 21st is the day (Harold Camping) is a liar and false prophet,he has been wrong before and is wrong about this. He has also told people not to go to church and not take communion. Jesus said to do that until He returns....uh....He aint back yet. You know one reason man cannot know the day of Christ's return? Say He came to the U.S. on the 21st at 12 noon...it's already the 22nd on the other side of the world. Also....the world is NOT gonna end,the world system is gonna end. When the disciples asked Jesus when the "End of the world" would come it's a misinterpetation,it should say,"the end of the age." People also confuse the rapture with the return of Jesus,the rapture is not the return,it's the removal of His people to protect them from what's to come. He don't return and set foot on earth until the 7 years are over.

This I have to disagree with. Jesus was never meant to be an Earthly king. Jesus fate was to give the rest of us a way back to God. Not to rule. When He returns, it's to gather His followers and go to Heaven. Jesus won't rule on Earth as king. He rules from above. And always will. There is nothing in scripture giving any clue as to when the end will come. Only the Father knows that day.

What many are going on in the Mayan calendar which ends on whatever day in 2012. Anybody ever think they just got tired of filling out calendars and quit? Just because their calendar ends on that day doesn't mean jacksquat.

Personally, it doesn't make a hill of beans when the end comes. I am right with the Lord so I'm ready whenever it happens.

Those who believe know how I feel. Those who don't (and want to criticize those who do as sheep or whatever) better be right.

 

[redneckfordranger1986]

(doorgunner) NOW...if it doesn't happen....I get to wait for Jim O. to set a date for us to meet in Pigeon Forge, or maybe Branson Mo. for a TRS get-to-gether....

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sweet i would soo go down to branson mo for a trs get together meet !!!

 

[Bennybooster]

If you think that you have figured out when Jesus is coming back then God isn't really that powerful, I don't want a God that can't keep His secret like He said He would. However I believe God is all powerful and no one is gunna expect it when He comes back. And I as well am not worried about when exactly He is coming because I am also right with God.

 

[doorgunner]

That same date is on a billboard just down the street from my office. Its been there for about five months with the name of the church. I contcted them about two months ago and told them I was interested in joining their congregation. So I had them send me a welcome packet with an explanation about their prediction for the end of the earth.

When I received the packet it contained twelve monthly donation envelopes!!!

End of the world my ass!

Now.......dats what I like about (Dis)organized religion....they're always ready to cash in on SOMETHING....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahaaaaaaaaa


You guys that hate chrisitanity---I completely understand why....

It's ******* lowlife ******** preachers who thin they know squat that ruin what Jesus (no....not heysooz) did....

He just wants to give us a place to ride our RBVs forever....with no breakdowns.....that's right....no breakdowns....(don't be disappointed ...you can always spend the spare time adding accessories)

(doorgunner) NOW...if it doesn't happen....I get to wait for Jim O. to set a date for us to meet in Pigeon Forge, or maybe Branson Mo. for a TRS get-to-gether....

sweet i would soo go down to branson mo for a trs get together meet !!! [/QUOTE]

Pigeon Forge is closer for me.....but hey....I get to spend more time sightseeing in the Ranger by driving to Branson


And another thing.....Heaven ain't like all these wine-headed idiot preachers twist it around to be....it's great....and Jesus (no....not Heysooz) is the best friend you could ever have....He has the keys to the Ford Factory/Parts Room!


EDIT: you'll have to excuse me...I get all pumped up just thinkin about the Place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[djk]

Niiicee^^^^^

 

[doyouquaxu]

Just read the literature on the left side of this site: http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

Long story short: I have no worries, learn what the word "know" means because there are no warranted beliefs in religion, and your salvation is the important thing to take away from this.

if my "salvation" means that i wind up in the same place as you, i would rather be damned to all eternity and go to hell. you are a shining example of what sheeple are, and give those of us who do not believe in your god just one more reason to hate you. cool, dude. your world might end on some day, do i care? nope. what i do care about is people like you who infiltrate websites that i enjoy because they have NOTHING to do with religion, then post their psycho babble on it.

 

[zukirider21]

Oh my god! What am I going to do?

hahahahaahhaah damn, beat me to it! this o.p.'s off his rocker.

 

[feellnfroggy]

Guys, I'm not the most religious person around BUT the only being in the universe that knows how and when is GOD. Anyone that thinks or believes they know is a crack pot. If you are so certain you are right then in my eyes you think you are GOD.

That said yes. Moderators please move this to the proper place for discussion.

This was as far as I got readin. The bible says he will come "like a thief in the night" no man will know the hour.


And this apears to be someones humor thread not religious thread. What part of "general" discusson don't y'all get. It don't ned to be moved.

 

[GoodOld85BlueBalls]

This was as far as I got readin. The bible says he will come "like a thief in the night" no man will know the hour.


And this apears to be someones humor thread not religious thread. What part of "general" discusson don't y'all get. It don't ned to be moved.

I got the joke as soon as I opened the thread.

 

[LIMA BEAN]

Isn't "the end of the age" referring to the end of the Pisces age, and just changing to the age of Aquarius? Not the end of life, for humans, or the end of the world. Just changing ages in the zodiac world. It happens every 2150 years or so, and it was just a way for the ancients to track the wobble of the earth, as it rotates on it's axes. It was originally for agricultural use, tracking tides, seasons, and things like that.

The zodiac signs, ages, and stories are depicted/spoke about, throughout the bible, and in every other documented religion throughout history (many predating Christianity by thousands of years) The coming of a "new age", is by all means nothing new, and has happened many times over. Look...........We are still alive!

I hope there are lumbering zombies in the age of Aquarius so I can legally lob heads off, talk about a great bad mood reliever.