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[pjtoledo]

the lunatics in California are at it again, seems you can't do anything and not be at risk of "other reproductive harm".

todays risk???

The red-dot for my AR. Can't even look at a damn target now without envisioning a mutated three legged PETA freak staring back at me.

Decided to go for a walk instead, but it's cold out and my freakin gloves have the SAME DAMN WARNING on them! Now the warmth of Thinsulate makes me feel as if I'm burning in hell.

Sat down on a bench to think it over,,,,,THE PLYWOOD HAD THE SAME nonsense stamped all over it!! Now I've got three legged tree huggers chasing me and pushing the freaks from PETA out of the way!


All this happens while I"m in OHIO, 2000 miles away from the idiots that run around and stamp "don't F... with this" on everything they see.




let's here it guys, whats the best examples "may cause other reproductive harm" you can cum up with.



Perry

 

[swynx]

A condom

 

[Captain Ledd]

I noticed this before I cut up a piece of plywood.

I don't know what "CANCEL" is, but I still don't want it.

(I swear on my grandmother's grave, this is not photoshopped, this is a real piece of plywood I got from Home Depot)

 

[adsm08]

I read one once on a site called notalwaysright.com from a coffee shop in California.

Some woman came in, saw the cancer warning on the Sweet'N'Low packets, started screaming about how they were trying to give her cancer, threw a huge fit, threw her coffee on the ground, then went outside and had a smoke while she called her friend up and told her about the coffee shop trying to give people cancer.


Also, I think I saw one of those labels on a fold up camping chair once.

 

[Mark_88]

I once dropped an envelope on the floor and was about to pick it up when I saw the warning label "Do NOT Bend".

I had a heck of a time picking it up without actually bending...so be careful not to drop one

 

[straycat]

We can get cancer from breathing this polluted air on this planet. I have had three non-smoking friends who got lung cancer and they never smoked in their lives. Second hand smoke has caused a lot of issues in our world as much as the pollution has.
Watch those beautiful fireworks and see all that smoke the gunpowder creates....go inhale it for a few minutes and see how good you feel. How about e-cigarettes? Vapor is harmless right? It should not go in your lungs...plus their is that lithium battery as well, right.

We are just not safe on this earth...lead in paint and toys?? Bright red lipstick has lead in it (the darker the more lead in it). How many times have we been warned about all of this???

 

[pjtoledo]

We can get cancer from breathing this polluted air on this planet. I have had three non-smoking friends who got lung cancer and they never smoked in their lives. Second hand smoke has caused a lot of issues in our world as much as the pollution has.
Watch those beautiful fireworks and see all that smoke the gunpowder creates....go inhale it for a few minutes and see how good you feel. How about e-cigarettes? Vapor is harmless right? It should not go in your lungs...plus their is that lithium battery as well, right.

We are just not safe on this earth...lead in paint and toys?? Bright red lipstick has lead in it (the darker the more lead in it). How many times have we been warned about all of this???

its what that lipstick is applied to that is dangerous, and usually very expensive

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

About the time I really stopped worrying about those warnings was years ago when one fine night I was sitting on the floor of my room building a plastic model using some new glue (I had learned that the liquid stuff works really good and had bought a bottle from the hobby shop) and started to feel a little lightheaded. So I decided to examine the bottle....

"Contains a chemical known to the state of California [read as Peoples Republic of Commiefornia] to cause cancer."

Under that it said "Warning: Contains Chloroform."

Lovely.

 

[tmcalavy]

Nothing that I see on product labels from China surprises me...might even bet some inscrutable oriental types are in charge of labeling in Commie-fornia. I think they own most of that state as is...in fact, we should probably consider signing over the title in return for clearing our national indebtedness to that strange nation. Maybe sell NYC to the Japanese...yeah, that's the ticket.

 

[Dune Runner]

Well since I live in this screwed up state I must be used to it all. There are a few cities around here where you can't smoke walking down the street. You will be fined. I always light up when passing through. Makes me feel better about my bad habit.

 

[kryptonitecb]

Once in cali I saw a sign on a shop at the mall that sold nothing but glass sign read "Products in this store are known to cause cancer".

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[Dune Runner]

Once in cali I saw a sign on a shop at the mall that sold nothing but glass sign read "Products in this store are known to cause cancer".

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I think that just about every commercial building here has one of those signs. It's a CYA thing.

 

[70roadrunner]

the answer to this problem is to not go to California! then these products wont cause cancer!

 

[doorgunner]

Not ONE of you addressed the Topic......I am disappointed!

I tend to press on the accelerator, which could lead to a speeding ticket----(nothing cancerous)

"Officer---we didn't want to stop and lose time to change places while we were driving and her skirt got caught on the column shift lever----Honest!"""