This expains everything...

[tbirdsps]

The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

 

[4.0B2]

awesome... i'm cross posting this to the rep thread for ya! lol

 

[Heavyfire14]

hahahaha good one

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

Too good NOT to be true.

 

[lil_Blue_Ford]

NOW it's all starting to make sense.... lol

 

[adsm08]

Sounds about right to me.

 

[upnsmoke]

I love it. This needs to be on a T-shirt or something.

 

[Cobra5150]

Funny, but only a couple of these idiots were born in 1948.

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

Who cares, we know they weren't all born then. Just enjoy the joke.

Jeez.