The Darkside

[Ozwynn]

sorry guys, I went to the darkside and bought a Jeep patriot. now it burns when i pee

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

Bwahahaha....now your avatar makes sense.

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[Ozwynn]

got a good deal on it, 16,999 and has all th options i wanted. manual windows, manual locks, 5spd stick, BT connectivity, CC and A/C an cloth seats.......

 

[alwaysFlOoReD]

Off the lot?

 

[Mark_88]

CC? It comes with a Credit Card???

Contortionist Chick?
Cuckoo Clock? Nice dash feature....
Customized Chickens?
Continental Croissants?
Crazy Canucks?

Ah, well, I almost bought a Cheep once...couldn't move the seat back far enough though...

 

[jeremysdad]

CC= 'C*** Checker'.

No anti-chicks. Latest technology.

Released with Windows 10 and Android Marshmallow.

Hate it for the 'I' guys. Our demographic listened...

 

[Ozwynn]

yep, $18,500 tax, title, out the door. chrysler threw $3000 rebate at it and they gave me $6000 for my focus.

 

[Mark_88]

CC= 'C*** Checker'..

Now that would be a feature I wouldn't really need...unless those ass tricks are UNT...then you could be sure when you pick up a hitch hiker that you won't need to drag race...

 

[ratdude747]

yep, $18,500 tax, title, out the door. chrysler threw $3000 rebate at it and they gave me $6000 for my focus.

Not too shabby if it's a Focus you parted with. I've always heard bad things about them but they don't seem that bad?

Now if it were a Ranger/Explorer/F series that you parted with...