Testing a theory.


Dirtman

Former Middleweight Moss Fighting Champion

Joined
May 28, 2018
Messages
19,297
Points
601
City
41N 75W
Vehicle Year
2009
Engine
2.3 (4 Cylinder)
Transmission
Automatic
Total Lift
It's up there.
Total Drop
It's down there.
Tire Size
Round.
My credo
I poop in the furnace.
Walk in bath tub.

Lawnmower.

Light up toilet seat.
 
Shhhhh Im doing science!
 
I wonder if I can modify a benz emblem to look like a rad tag....
 
Probably has something to do with mowing the grass while pooping... taking a bath... watering and fertilizing the lawn all at the same time.
 
Yeah, I guess you could mount the toilet seat on a riding mower and park it in a walk in tub all while taking a bath.
Obvious is the fact that a riding mower with a battery would power the lighted toilet seat.
 

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I got it, I got it...
Dirtman is out mowing his grass where the goats pee'd.
He has to take a poop, so he runs to the furnace and is shown the way by the lighted toilet seat.
He finds he is out of toilet paper, and now has a giant "squishey" between his cheeks, so,
He runs to his walk in tub to take a quick "bidit" bath,
 
Probably has something to do with mowing the grass while pooping... taking a bath... watering and fertilizing the lawn all at the same time.

Nah, he's building a go-kart.
 
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather."

-Bill Hicks
 
Park the mower in the tub and use the generator to power the toilet seat! Genius!
 
Walk in lawnmower bath tub with a light up toilet seat.... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
 

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