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[Mark_88]

This was sent to me today...it's a Maxine...if you're familiar with her witicisms...


So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, ' Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work .

 

[BlackBII]

 

[pillen140]

HAHA, awesome

 

[robertc1024]

Ha - that's pretty good. My father-in-law applied to be a greeter at Wally-World (I think as a joke). They had an on-line job application. When they asked the question about education, there was no place for him to put that he was a PhD. I'm not sure it even made it up to "Some College Experience." He didn't get the job.

 

[xkotyx]

haha great!

 

[Bennybooster]

haha its so funny cause its so true

 

[Ranger Sport Honduras]

lol thats funny!