"Ranger don't" list.

[Colin]

friend in a grand am....stayed away from light poles...but found his way through a school fence and onto the NEW softball field that stopped renivations from 4 other sports....

thanks for ruining my senior year...ha.

That's when you take your foot off the gas.

 

[07rangerfx4lv2]

dont ever say the phrase "wanna see how a real man drives" to a girl....wrote off the truck pretty quick...

 

[bigcountry]

do not drop your cell phone at your feet driving next to a cop with your gfs head between your legs trying to get the phone. try to explain to the cop why her head was between your legs and why you were swerving before he pulled you over

 

[TheTopher]

do not drop your cell phone at your feet driving next to a cop with your gfs head between your legs trying to get the phone. try to explain to the cop why her head was between your legs and why you were swerving before he pulled you over

I'm gonna make sure I use that excuse if I ever get busted with my girlfriend doing that

 

[bigcountry]

hahahahaha i knew that one would be good one but that excuse didnt work for me! so becareful with it

 

[adsm08]

Holy Old Thread Batman!

Dont try to remove the original oxygen sensor with a 12 point socket....it'll strip out and you will have a HELL of a time getting it back out.

Um. I took my original O2 sensor out in summer 05 with an open ended wrench. It didn't strip out. Those are usually worse than a 12-point.

 

[kimcrwbr1]

don`t leave the duraspark wires hanging by the steering cupler it will yank the wires out of the distributor and module when turning through a busy intersection

 

[riverviewcontracting]

do not drop your cell phone at your feet driving next to a cop with your gfs head between your legs trying to get the phone. try to explain to the cop why her head was between your legs and why you were swerving before he pulled you over

i should have tried that one last Monday night

 

[fili450r]

That's when you take your foot off the gas.

ha, too bad he isnt that smart....

 

[pocket-rocket]

Holy Old Thread Batman!



Um. I took my original O2 sensor out in summer 05 with an open ended wrench. It didn't strip out. Those are usually worse than a 12-point.

Don't do that! lol

don`t leave the duraspark wires hanging by the steering cupler it will yank the wires out of the distributor and module when turning through a busy intersection

That would suck...

 

[Andres629]

Don't tell a female acquaintance "Oh, don't worry, I've been through worse."

It WILL come back to get you when it turns out that mud hole is in fact deeper than you thought. Women never forget anything.

 

[Colin]

ha, too bad he isnt that smart....

Damn

 

[fili450r]

Damn

[threadJACKING]

yeah, tonight he made a big mistake....i group of like 15 of us went out to eat...being in college now, im really laid back, no much bugs me, i dont act stupid.

he was throwing ice from his glass at people, i told my college friends.."he throws one at me, my water is going all over him and his eye will be black and blue in two seconds"......not even 10 seconds later, i get hit upside the head.....


lets just say, ill be explaining to his parents tomorrow why i thumped him.

[/threadJACK]

 

[Colin]

[threadJACKING]

yeah, tonight he made a big mistake....i group of like 15 of us went out to eat...being in college now, im really laid back, no much bugs me, i dont act stupid.

he was throwing ice from his glass at people, i told my college friends.."he throws one at me, my water is going all over him and his eye will be black and blue in two seconds"......not even 10 seconds later, i get hit upside the head.....


lets just say, ill be explaining to his parents tomorrow why i thumped him.

[/threadJACK]

Well done!

 

[OilPatch197]

don't pull a 6000 pound trailer with an 88 2.3.

yeah it'll work, but damn.

Don't full a 6000 pound trailer with a '84 2.0L!