PSA: Avoid NTB unless you want your car sabotaged.

[Jason]

I got a friend with the batwing last year. lol

 

[bilzy7]

Lol awesome, I pissed on a dudes bed and waited till hegot back from drinking. Then watched him climb into his bed, I could tell he wanted to sleep so bad... Thing was me and 2 other people pissed on it, so it was SOAKED!!!! He musta laid down for 5 seconds and then been like WTF!!!! Lol omg I burst out laughing I couldn't help it haha.

 

[TheTopher]

Topher hate me all you want, but hope no hard feelings. Things got out of hand in my thread and too much was said.

I know alot of people will hate me for something that shouldn't have been allowed to go that far.

Naww, no hard feelings.

 

[TheTopher]

Boy. Go away for a day and the thread just takes off.

True story: We had supper at Applebee's tonight when we got back. I am allergic to mushrooms, they make me very ill. I ordered a dish that looked like it had 'shrooms in it from the picture, so I asked: yes, it does. So I ordered it with no fungus, please. Waiter wrote it down, told the expediter in the kitchen, she told the cook.

It comes out with mushrooms. A shit-pot full of 'em.

Now, do I get pissed at the WHOLE of Applebees? Yell at the manager? Call the CEO, and the Wall Street Journal?

(Just asking for direction here from the OP, since he seems to have the whole 'how to win friends and influence people' thing down)

Here's what I did:

Called the waiter over, he was pissed that he was ignored. He went to the manager, she chewed the cook off at the neck. She then came and bought us a round of drinks, and comped my meal, and offered dessert.

See what NOT going off on a tangent gets you?

Bravo!

 

[ForOffRoadDriving]

piss on the bed is the worst! especially when you just want to go to sleep, not pull the sheets off the bed and try to get the piss out of the mattress before the springs rust! (my girlfriends cat hates me so it pees on my side of the bed. i rubbed its face in it and threw it at the wall last time i came home drunk and wanting to sleep. i havent seen that cat for more than 30 sec at a time since. it hides when i come around and still pisses on my side. id kill it out of spite, but im just going to wait until it gets older and doesnt move so fast, then im going to whip it out and piss all over that puss so she has to lick her self clean!)

 

[TheTopher]

piss on the bed is the worst! especially when you just want to go to sleep, not pull the sheets off the bed and try to get the piss out of the mattress before the springs rust! (my girlfriends cat hates me so it pees on my side of the bed. i rubbed its face in it and threw it at the wall last time i came home drunk and wanting to sleep. i havent seen that cat for more than 30 sec at a time since. it hides when i come around and still pisses on my side. id kill it out of spite, but im just going to wait until it gets older and doesnt move so fast, then im going to whip it out and piss all over that puss so she has to lick her self clean!)

That was the longest post I've EVER seen someone put in parentheses.


My youngest cat used to have a problem with puking in my room on my clothes, so it became second nature that if I heard her hacking while I was asleep I'd wake up, jump up and scream at her to get out of my room, and she'd run out and end up letting loose in the bathroom where it's easier to clean up.


Then I built a bunk bed with a desk under it so I'd have more room. The problem is when your bed is 2 feet from the ceiling and you jump up to scream at your cat...you usually bash your head on the ceiling before you get to the yelling part.

 

[bilzy7]

Haha that's awesome revenge, piss on it and watch it lick itself clean. Haha awesome. I Need to figure out WTF I'm gonna do about techno music neighbors upstairs. It's weird cause they are Spanish and don't speak English... That's like me rockin to some Chinese rap...

 

[bilzy7]

Omg that's it... I gotta go on frostwire n get me some Chinese if not for them, I can always listen to it when I need a good laugh.

 

[88_Eddie]

Haha that's awesome revenge, piss on it and watch it lick itself clean. Haha awesome. I Need to figure out WTF I'm gonna do about techno music neighbors upstairs. It's weird cause they are Spanish and don't speak English... That's like me rockin to some Chinese rap...

no that's actually a bad idea, not only will you have to clean up YOUR piss, you'll have to clean up the damn cats hairball when he yacks it up, lol

 

[BLOODBANE]

Yep, to join the bandwagon here, I bought a set of BOGGERS(35x14.5x15's) from Big O once, and you know what? The bastards took my chrome valve stem caps. Oui, was I pisssed. You know what I did? I went and bought another pack of 1.98 caps at Walmart and put them on. Of course I can run 65mph down the highway(Big O is the only tire shop that can balance TSL's here). I buy all my tires from them, mainly cause of that reason.
One store doesn't dictate how the others are. I can appreciate that 66$ is a lot to some, but not after reading you just spent 1400.

 

[pontiacfieroguy]

Lol I've spit in pizzas before. Yell at me about you didn't like your last pizza? Enjoy this Motha fu€ka. Lol. I ran with one of my plugs out for awhile... Not good but... Idk I'm not a mechanic lol I do Internet stuff...

i had this customer that ordered from us every tuesday 2 large 1 pep and jalepeno and 1 pep and pinaple. they never tipped, they are the type if the order is 24.96 they want that four cents or they raise hell, and they would always eat the pizza then call us and complain and id have to deliver the replacement tip free. after a few weeks i got tired of the bs and took their pizza went into the bathroom lifted some cheese from a slice and jerked off and shot on the pizza put the cheese back over it and delivered it. the stupid bastard still orders from us every week. oh and the woman is probably close to 600lbs and her husband is maby 110lbs with 109lbs of lead in his pockets.



i had another customer that i delivered to at least twice a week, he drives a new corvette and has never tipped me once and he is always drunk and an asshole. he always pays with credit cards so after a while i just started tipping myself 5bucks every time using his credit card.

 

[backroad101]

You people are f'ing nasty. Seriously. WTF. Why not lessen the quality of their food so they start going somewhere else or just refuse their service? Karma is a b*tch

 

[TheTopher]

i had this customer that ordered from us every tuesday 2 large 1 pep and jalepeno and 1 pep and pinaple. they never tipped, they are the type if the order is 24.96 they want that four cents or they raise hell, and they would always eat the pizza then call us and complain and id have to deliver the replacement tip free. after a few weeks i got tired of the bs and took their pizza went into the bathroom lifted some cheese from a slice and jerked off and shot on the pizza put the cheese back over it and delivered it. the stupid bastard still orders from us every week. oh and the woman is probably close to 600lbs and her husband is maby 110lbs with 109lbs of lead in his pockets.



i had another customer that i delivered to at least twice a week, he drives a new corvette and has never tipped me once and he is always drunk and an asshole. he always pays with credit cards so after a while i just started tipping myself 5bucks every time using his credit card.

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

i had this customer that ordered from us every tuesday 2 large 1 pep and jalepeno and 1 pep and pinaple. they never tipped, they are the type if the order is 24.96 they want that four cents or they raise hell, and they would always eat the pizza then call us and complain and id have to deliver the replacement tip free. after a few weeks i got tired of the bs and took their pizza went into the bathroom lifted some cheese from a slice and jerked off and shot on the pizza put the cheese back over it and delivered it. the stupid bastard still orders from us every week. oh and the woman is probably close to 600lbs and her husband is maby 110lbs with 109lbs of lead in his pockets.



i had another customer that i delivered to at least twice a week, he drives a new corvette and has never tipped me once and he is always drunk and an asshole. he always pays with credit cards so after a while i just started tipping myself 5bucks every time using his credit card.

Let's see:

So far on this forum you've admiited to the following crimes:

1. drug use
2. attempt to falsify drug testing results
3. theft by using someone's credit card without their authorization
4. food tampering

You are not too damn bright, are you?

 

[Mutant Pony]

Did I read this right?
The OP's MECHANIC charged $66.12 for re-connecting a vacuum hose and putting a plug wire back on?
And he is mad at the other guys?
WOW.