Oh my gawd! I didn't know such a Ford existed!

[dp88]

I feel like a little bit better man now.

 

[Daedalus]

Holy hell, her is a price list...

Nothing and I mean nothing is Chuck Norris Proof, maybe resistant, but not proof.

Jack Bauer could make Chuck Norris cry for his mommy like a little sissy boy...

 

[Toms01PSD]

Yep. We don't have to compensate for our lack of "manhood."

We drive trucks that proudly display the Blue Oval. The sign of true man is by how he uses his truck. If it's banged and beat up from countless dump runs and moving jobs, then he's a man who helps other in need.

So what does that say about men who drive Geo Metro's.....? Gotcha there, didn't I?

As for the "Blue Oval" comment, I clearly see one on those trucks. Maybe some of them do pull shit with them or use them as advertisement for business.

I know i'd love to have one.

 

[mentalbreakdown00]

all he does is yell, see what you have to remember is when you open a can of whoop a$$ chuck norris is the one that jumps out. When chuck norris does push ups, he is not pushing himself up, but yet, pushing the earth away from him.

 

[Ranger Kip]

I just pissed myself, and need 2 new sets of underwear 0_0

I have seen those before, actually, all Ford vehicles I have seen, but this one IS the cake........ its smooth and rugged on the outside, and creamy on the inside..... wait

 

[Hopman]

I wonder if I could cram a DD Series 60 in there??

 

[darkspork]

At work we have up-armored vehicles built on the F550 chassis. They are terrible to drive. They take forever to stop, they're tipsy, they can't absorb shock from the smallest of bumps, and they feel floaty at highway speeds (feels exactly like steering a boat when going 55). They also have a tendency to fishtail on gravel going any faster than 20-25 (sometimes as slow as 15). They have a great turning radius though (seriously). They are comfortable to ride in just crappy to drive. I know the F550 and F650 are different but that's my experience with Ford's larger trucks.

 

[mentalbreakdown00]

the chassis can handle it, it would be really cramped though

 

[Ranger Kip]

I have been in one now that I think of it, been YEARS though.

It was at a car dealership in a parking lot one year when we traded in dad's Taurus (aka Tortoise) for the 97 F150 2wd. It was white, EXTREMELY large, cool, and I remember begging dad to let us get it.

 

[feellnfroggy]

I didnt know they had an xuv package for them things. Thats AWESOME. Lets here ya bitch now TREEHUGGERS!!!!! Complain about our expeditions and excursions will ya?

 

[Daedalus]

I didnt know they had an xuv package for them things. Thats AWESOME. Lets here ya bitch now TREEHUGGERS!!!!! Complain about our expeditions and excursions will ya?

and all for the low low price of $178,000

 

[feellnfroggy]

Man if I had it I would let go of it. You cant ride 178,000 one dollar bills in style anywhere. But that truck has badass sex written all over it.

 

[bcost882]

there is another guy that tows a race boat around in NJ with his i had a double take moment cause it was the 6 full size doors version with a pick up bed.... i've seen it twice here.....and it is powerd by either a 6.7L cummins or a 7.2L CAT engine mmmmmmm over 700ft lbs for the cummins and over 850ftlbs for the cat.....not sure wut to say about it.....only it comes from ford with only 2wd so a 4x4 swap is all custom but dudes have definatly done it

 

[Mike Tonon]

I hear theres a lot of those down in TX. Makes the typical F-series look like mini-trucks.

 

[Ranger Dave (B25)]

Trucks for guys with tiny dicks, that's all they are.